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    Rapture fail

    "It's officially 7:25pm on May 21st in Kiritimati, Christmas Islands. I have not seen a single report anywhere of anything having happened there yet. Is Jesus late? Or God, whichever."


    not my quote, but whatevs

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    6 PM EST, derp >_>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees View Post
    6 PM EST, derp >_>
    lol they have an exact time for when Jesus comes back.. nice..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkrilleX. View Post
    lol they have an exact time for when Jesus comes back.. nice..
    Like duh-uh, Jesus is a boss.
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    god has to wait till america is in the 21st
    Dicks, That is all.

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    5:50pm in NZ.
    People stated that he will come at 6PM May 21st.
    And how does that work?
    Many countries share the same timezone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandicoot View Post
    god has to wait till america is in the 21st
    why yes he does

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Smith View Post
    5:50pm in NZ.
    People stated that he will come at 6PM May 21st.
    And how does that work?
    Many countries share the same timezone.
    It's EST.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees View Post
    It's EST.
    Another religious site says 6PM every country.
    So when a country hits 6PM, Jesus comes.

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    I can't wait!

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    LMAO NEW ZEALAND 15 MINS LATE .
    JESUS AINT COMIN.
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUU TO ALL U BELIVERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS





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    When he comes, steal his robe and sell it on ebay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Smith View Post
    Another religious site says 6PM every country.
    So when a country hits 6PM, Jesus comes.
    I'm pretty sure it was just one guy who "calculated" this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Smith View Post


    Another religious site says 6PM every country.
    So when a country hits 6PM, Jesus comes.
    He's like santa.


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