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    Just listened to the most fucked up song

    Insane by Eminem, I i just got around to listening to most of relapse, been backed up on my music. and I thought: What the fuck? Who the hell wrote this, me?
    What's the most fucked-up song you ever heard?

    Lyrics:
    I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
    My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said
    We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
    Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
    After I fuck you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest
    The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!
    The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
    "Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset
    Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck I bet you he's fakin' it,
    I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
    "Ah go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"

    [Chorus]
    If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet
    Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

    "Did you get him?" Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
    Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
    Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
    Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
    Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
    Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
    That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
    And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
    Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
    Everything, except his tank top and his training bra
    Ain't he raw? Yeah maniac, that's Shady dog
    Man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog
    Shady dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours
    Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along

    [Chorus]
    If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet
    Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

    Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching
    Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
    Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
    I want you to feel me like my step father felt me
    Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping "Shady what the fuck you saying?"
    I don't know help me! What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking melting
    "Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said no,
    I don't need no help peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see
    I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
    But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
    "Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"

    [Chorus]
    If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet
    Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

    "I really screwed up this time."
    Jeffrey Dahmer


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    I have listened to Eminem for my whole life.
    i would fuck him.

    he is a lyrical genius.

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    The song gave me thought , but in general i love his songs <3
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    hes implying that his step father was a fag.

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    Was listening to this song the other day.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    I liked the ping pong ding dong part

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Watson View Post
    hes implying that his step father was a fag.
    no way i never woulda guessed

    "I really screwed up this time."
    Jeffrey Dahmer


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill HickCock View Post

    no way i never woulda guessed
    No problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Watson View Post
    hes implying that his step father was a fag.
    no shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardcore View Post


    no shit
    now ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Watson View Post

    now ?
    no it's called santorum

    "I really screwed up this time."
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    That is one fucked up dad

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    This gave me a boner.
    Improve and contribute to the LoL section, anything you do could save it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Polution View Post
    This gave me a boner.
    ^ This is one fucked up person

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