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    Out of Shape

    You know you are when your stomach hurts from only 50 crunches the night before.
    Time to hit the gym again.
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    50 prob you slacked out but not "out of shape"
    if you did 20 then yeah but not 50

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bungie View Post
    You know you are when your stomach hurts from only 50 crunches the night before.
    Time to hit the gym again.
    Yeah, hit the gym fatty.
    i shouldnt be talking

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    Go to the gym NAO ! ,go go go !

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    you know you're out of shape when you're out of breath from going to the bathroom

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    50, and then you hurt in the morning? Lmao, why you fat killian.

    After 50, I hurt but it goes away in like a 10 minute window.

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    have fun at the gym baby. ;*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    you know you're out of shape when you're out of breath from going to the bathroom
    You know you're out of shape when you have to take a break while jerking off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest Gumpert. View Post
    You know you're out of shape when you have to take a break while jerking off.
    LOL AGREED!
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