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    Anti-Jokes

    Jokes like this:

    Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

    Because he was hit by a bus.

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    ..Terrible joke.

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    I guess general is getting boring ehh?

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    What did the African baby get for X-mas?
    Malaria.

    What's worse than 6 babies in a blender?
    One baby in 6 blenders.

    So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey? Why the long face?"
    The horse has terminal cancer.

    Jimmy can't ride his bike. Why is that?
    He's a paraplegic.

    What did the child-abusing mother give to her son on his birthday?
    An expired gift certificate for a free hug.
    Last edited by KABLE; 05-30-2011 at 08:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KABLE View Post
    What did the African baby get for X-mas?
    Malaria.

    What's worse than 6 babies in a blender?
    One baby in 6 blenders.

    So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey? Why the long face?"
    The horse has terminal cancer.

    Jimmy can't ride his bike. Why is that?
    He's a paraplegic.
    They sound so horrible.

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    But they're so funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epic View Post


    They sound so horrible.
    It's funny.



    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    The Holocaust.


    Quote Originally Posted by Epic View Post
    I guess general is getting boring ehh?
    Yes, I wanted to make a thread, but didn't want it to be that spammish.


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    They're not funny at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epic View Post
    They're not funny at all.
    They shouldn't be, I agree, but I laugh at them anyway.

    What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

    We are both lawyers.


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    Lawl I love those.

    Why did the girl fall off the swing?
    Because she has no arms.

    What did the Hobo get for christmas?
    Nothing, he's a hobo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zephyr. View Post


    It's funny.



    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    The Holocaust.




    Yes, I wanted to make a thread, but didn't want it to be that spammish.

    I saw pictures with these on another site.
    It has pictures everywhere (not another forum).


    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    To.

    To who?

    To whom.


    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iFacebook-Backup View Post

    I saw pictures with these on another site.
    It has pictures everywhere (not another forum).


    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    To.

    To who?

    To whom.


    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
    How do you make a plumber cry?

    Kill his family. Kill them with fire.

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    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

    BECAUSE HE WAS LOST

    LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloombox View Post
    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

    BECAUSE HE WAS LOST

    LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLO
    LOOOOOOOOOL.

    You'r such a troll bewmbox.


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    What you get when you drop an apple?
    You get a squashed apple
    Why So Spongy, SpongeBob



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