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    T.N.T In science class

    Okay, so here is what happened.

    It was in science class and we were having a test about carnivores, herbivores, etc...
    Then in about 10 - 15 minutes the all class had finished the test.
    There was about more than 45 minutes of class time. Everyone was bored and we had to wait 45 minutes until the class war over. Then 10 minutes before the bell was going to ring, I was asleep and I was dreaming about popping balloons on the street. And I was about to poop the biggest balloon. And when I pooped it, my dream was over. So when I was all awake, I looked around and almost the entire was staring at me and I was like "what the hell, why is everyone staring at me?" Then a kid that was sitting next to me told me I just shit myself.

    I don't know if its funny at all on the internet of how I described it. But in real life it was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by |H|rnza View Post
    Okay, so here is what happened.

    It was in science class and we were having a test about carnivores, herbivores, etc...
    Then in about 10 - 15 minutes the all class had finished the test.
    There was about more than 45 minutes of class time. Everyone was bored and we had to wait 45 minutes until the class war over. Then 10 minutes before the bell was going to ring, I was asleep and I was dreaming about popping balloons on the street. AndI was about to poop the biggest balloon. And when I pooped it, my dream was over. So when I was all awake, I looked around and almost the entire was staring at me and I was like "what the hell, why is everyone staring at me?" Then a kid that was sitting next to me told me I just shit myself.

    I don't know if its funny at all on the internet of how I described it. But in real life it was.

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    bwahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dobby View Post
    th ; dr .
    Its fine. Lol

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    I got confused at poop & pop.
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    About a year ago I peed in my dreams only to wake up in a puddle of piss.

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    LOL!

    You probably farted loudly
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puppeteer View Post
    LOL!

    You probably farted loudly
    You have no idea what happened. xD! My desk was shaking when I bombed. Like an earthquake.

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    I used to pee at my bed when im sleeping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemic View Post


    bwahahahaha
    Lol! It was supposed to be "pop the biggest balloon." But whatever, if it makes it funny then I will leave it like that.

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    I liek the funny story.

    What did the others say?
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    great job
    are you in a different school now? :-P
    Wow much signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puppeteer View Post
    I liek the funny story.

    What did the others say?
    I told the story to a few guys that I was sitting with, at lunch. And they all started laughing. There were others that were close to our table and they started laughing also. xD! I didn't even eat at all, when I farted that day. My stomach was empty. Lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gyongytyuk View Post
    great job
    are you in a different school now? :-P
    No, I am still in the same school. I am graduating this year. They called the cops when that farting happened and they kept me 24 hours in jail. Lol
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