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    LMAO i love my teachers

    About 5 minutes ago my maths teacher said that he would slap me then called me a retard.
    Yesturday my geography teacher told a year 9 to fuck off.




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    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostJr View Post
    About 5 minutes ago my maths teacher said that he would slap me then called me a retard.
    Yesturday my geography teacher told a year 9 to fuck off.
    Lol that's fucking hilarious.
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    get him to slap you then drop him.


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    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    I used to swear and hit my old English teacher with various objects. Good fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toobanooba View Post
    get him to slap you then drop him.
    Guess what happened next, he told us that he would beat us up and if we broke the rules why couldn't he.

    @Toobanooba early congratz on 8k




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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    I used to swear and hit my old English teacher with various objects. Good fun.
    LMAO .




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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostJr View Post
    Guess what happened next, he told us that he would beat us up and if we broke the rules why couldn't he.

    @Toobanooba early congratz on 8k
    We used to throw chairs on our princapal's head.
    Get on our lvl.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Critic View Post


    We used to throw chairs on our princapal's head.
    Get on our lvl.
    We egged the principles house and got away




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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostJr View Post
    About 5 minutes ago my maths teacher said that he would slap me then called me a retard.
    Yesturday my geography teacher told a year 9 to fuck off.
    what? I dont understand
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    Quote Originally Posted by XiTiX View Post
    what? I dont understand
    My teacher said to another kid in my grade who was standing at the door, she said "Fuck off"




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    Call him a fat wrinkly prick.


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    My teachers a bitch
    she was like 'Ill see you at lunch'
    i said 'Coll story bitch'
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