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    So, there's a couch on fire in my yard

    Well, in my garage I have a kind of "man cave", and I recently bought a lazy boy couch off of a relitive of mine, and put it in there (I broke my futon). So, I'm sitting on it, and notice a fucking bed bug crawling on the arm rest. I hate the idea of being infested with any type of insect, so I drug the heavy bitch out back, and am burning it.

    Why am I posting this? Because I'm bored, and felt like wasting a few moments of my, and your life. That & it looks cool sitting out there. Wish I had a cam

    END THE FED

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    Nice! I burned my sofa once too.

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    They have spray for that now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J Miliam View Post
    They have spray for that now.
    Burning it is fun.

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    I don't use chems... & that stuff doesn't work well enough. Bed bugs hide in hard to locate places. I've heard steaming the items will help, but I prefer a sure thing.


    Did I mention I REALLY hate the idea of being infested?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RJ View Post
    I don't use chems... & that stuff doesn't work well enough. Bed bugs hide in hard to locate places. I've heard steaming the items will help, but I prefer a sure thing.


    Did I mention I REALLY hate the idea of being infested?
    I'm afraid of bees?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RJ View Post
    I don't use chems... & that stuff doesn't work well enough. Bed bugs hide in hard to locate places. I've heard steaming the items will help, but I prefer a sure thing.


    Did I mention I REALLY hate the idea of being infested?

    Big macho man afraid of bugs?

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    How'd you know the bed bugs haven't infested other places already?
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    chemicals kill your brain cell. haha classic.

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    @ 666 The couch is new to me, and I looked... trust me


    @ J I don't fear the bugs. I just wont live with them. I look @ bed bugs like roaches.

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    AND WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHER FUCKER BURN

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    thas right, BURN MUTHA FUCKER, BURN!!!

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    I was just reading some shit about Bed Bugs. Their are ones that have some infection and shit and carry wicked shit. Nasty little fuckers.

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    They're fried nasty little fuckers now

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