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    Had to share this with ya

    A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"




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    i read it all and lol'd hard.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo




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    I don't understand some references ):


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    Haha, was pretty good, I'll try to find a good one.

    EDIT: FOUND ONE.

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

    The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

    He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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    oh ohhhh fuuuck stupid poor husband xD hahahaha


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    but that was pretty awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by <3! View Post
    Haha, was pretty good, I'll try to find a good one.

    EDIT: FOUND ONE.

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

    The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

    He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
    lmao that was funny
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    hahaha nice one man.. I would kill that wife xd
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    Quote Originally Posted by v3ndetta_ View Post
    hahaha nice one man.. I would kill that wife xd
    lol, what are you,12? immaturity shows in penis sieze and brain seize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ********** View Post


    lol, what are you,12? immaturity shows in penis sieze and brain seize.
    woah kiid...
    we are just tellin jokes hear no flaming
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    Not funny. What did she look like, Laura Bell?

    https://www.mpgh.net/forum/67-image-s...5-my-hero.html
    Funnier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Bones Brook View Post
    Not funny. What did she look like, Laura Bell?

    https://www.mpgh.net/forum/67-image-s...5-my-hero.html
    Funnier.
    Your my hero <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by ********** View Post


    lol, what are you,12? immaturity shows in penis sieze and brain seize.
    hmm.. it was a joke but okeey?!
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    Funny is funny