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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardcore View Post


    Over and over.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    stop the incest talk negros

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    Quote Originally Posted by argusomega1 View Post
    Did you have sex with your mom?
    That is to funny! Umm, try to ask her some silly questions like.. "How was that party last night??"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardcore View Post
    My family was having a party... and i was smoking weed and pounding beer in front of her.
    i got so drunk with my friend that we had to help each other walk... and it is morning now and i feel awkward around my mom.

    what do i do?
    touch her breasts and say i love u mom.
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    Shoot your mom before it's too late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boombox View Post
    Shoot your mom before it's too late.
    Yeah! before you find out you got her pregnant!

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