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    Quote Originally Posted by leoplaya View Post
    Ikr what if the girl took a shit on your dick..And the last 8 inch of your large intestine is the storage of your feces, if the girl didn't take a shit before having anal with you then im guessing...
    It's why you use enemas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hodgy View Post


    thats masturbation.

    sperm helps reduce your chances of breast cancer.
    thing to know
    life is a bitch then you die
    so lets all smoke weed


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zephyr. View Post


    It's why you use enemas.
    the fuck?
    definition please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hodgy View Post


    the fuck?
    definition please?
    It's a liquid solution, anything from water to something medicinal that you pump into your asshole to clean the shit out or to loosen up your fecal matter because of constipation.

    @Hodgy

    And reportedly, It's good for both genders to masturbate 1-2 times weekly.

    For the simple mental effect of releasing endorphins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phiz View Post
    Lol. I need to get a girl first.
    I respect you for your honesty.
    I'm a backup
    Motto: Drink my own piss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bitches. View Post


    I respect you for your honesty.
    For some strange reason, this made me giggle slightly.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zephyr. View Post


    It's a liquid solution, anything from water to something medicinal that you pump into your asshole to clean the shit out or to loosen up your fecal matter because of constipation.

    @Hodgy

    And reportedly, It's good for both genders to masturbate 1-2 times weekly.

    For the simple mental effect of releasing endorphins.
    orly?
    i know a few girls that say the don't, but i know they do.
    its natural.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zephyr. View Post


    Yo dick gon' shrank.
    Wait that's possible? AHAHA
    ....I just pwned myself

    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew Patel View Post
    Head is head bro, my dick doesn't discriminate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    Yet you bothered to post in it, which leads me to believe that you like that sort of thing..You know..the consumption of dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zephyr. View Post


    For some strange reason, this made me giggle slightly.

    DRINK MY OWN PISS.
    I'm a backup
    Motto: Drink my own piss

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    Quote Originally Posted by VashSama View Post
    Wait that's possible? AHAHA
    ....I just pwned myself
    It's true. It's the same principle of getting a loose vagina.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hodgy View Post


    orly?
    i know a few girls that say the don't, but i know they do.
    its natural.
    90% of men masturbate.
    80% of women masturbate.



    Anyways, if you don't jack off every once in a while, you gon' have retarded babies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zephyr. View Post
    Anyways, if you don't jack off every once in a while, you gon' have retarded babies.


    brb in 15 mins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hodgy View Post




    brb in 15 mins.
    Call 1-800-ASS-HOLE with your phone while you're in the washroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zephyr. View Post
    It's true. It's the same principle of getting a loose vagina.
    I think you misunderstood me [[Was basically saying YOU MEAN IT CAN GET SMALLER THAN ALREADY IS?! Get it now? I tried to troll myself lmao]]
    But I srsly didnt know this. You would think after 9 years of fucking [[14 to present,23]] I would but I didnt. +1 for teaching an old dog new tricks

    Quote Originally Posted by Hodgy View Post




    brb in 15 mins.
    more like 1.5 mins
    I kid I kid. Dont be gone all night now
    Last edited by VashSama; 06-08-2011 at 09:17 PM.

    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew Patel View Post
    Head is head bro, my dick doesn't discriminate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    Yet you bothered to post in it, which leads me to believe that you like that sort of thing..You know..the consumption of dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VashSama View Post
    I think you misunderstood me [[Was basically saying YOU MEAN IT CAN GET SMALLER THAN ALREADY IS?! Get it now? I tried to troll myself lmao]]
    But I srsly didnt know this. You would think after 9 years of fucking [[14 to present,23]] I would but I didnt. +1 for teaching an old dog new tricks



    more like 1.5 mins
    I kid I kid. Dont be gone all night now
    @VashSama

    You gave me grey rep.



    whatever.

    But yeah; It does shrink.

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