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    Man in a Forest

    If a man speaks his mind in a forest, and no woman is there to hear him...
    Is he still wrong?

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    WHOA, thats a cool story bro.

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    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    WHOA, thats a cool story bro.
    LOL.
    Yes, cool story bro.
    freaking read my mind and got here first >:[
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    Men are never wrong anyways... Women don't know much cuz they're always stuck in the kitchen. So they always tell you your wrong and get mad so they don't look like they don't know anything.
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    If a woman speaks her mind in a forest, and is wrong, and no one is there to hear her...
    Is she still wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hodgy View Post
    If a woman speaks her mind in a forest, and is wrong, and no one is there to hear her...
    Is she still wrong?
    Rule #1 of marriage, Woman can't be wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by iFacebook View Post

    Rule #1 of marriage, Woman can't be wrong
    Rule # 1 of relationship, don't get married and the man will always be right and the woman always wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VvITylerIvV View Post
    Men are never wrong anyways... Women don't know much cuz they're always stuck in the kitchen. So they always tell you your wrong and get mad so they don't look like they don't know anything.
    Shut up, sexist bitch
    If you're going to disrespect woman, you are going to die alone (or with a guy).


    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post


    Rule # 1 of relationship, don't get married and the man will always be right and the woman always wrong.
    Wrong, #1 Rule of Relationships is... Wear a condom, or if she get pregnant, her dad will shoot you dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by iFacebook View Post
    Wrong, #1 Rule of Relationships is... Wear a condom, or if she get pregnant, her dad will shoot you dead
    Thats not true at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerTheCreator View Post


    Thats not true at all.
    At my age it is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by iFacebook View Post
    At my age it is...
    Im 15, tho most a father would do would yell and cry.
    And fight me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iFacebook View Post

    At my age it is...
    A wonder if your just that unlucky and get her pregnant while wearing a condom.

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    this joke is old @iFacebook answer is Yes.




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    Quote Originally Posted by leoplaya View Post
    A wonder if your just that unlucky and get her pregnant while wearing a condom.
    I microwave condoms and put them back into the package.


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