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    Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
    Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
    Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
    Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
    Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
    Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
    Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
    Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
    Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
    Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
    Yo mama so fat dora the explorer couldn't explore her.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Heartview View Post
    Your mother is so fat, she went to the doctor's office and he said she was overweight and recommended some diet plans.

    Your mother is so stupid, she gets special aide from the government to help her get by in life.

    Your mother is so ugly, people look at her and say: "You are ugly"

    amidoinitrite?
    You need some fun in your life, jsut because your older dosnt mean you have to act all mature all the time

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    Yo momma is so ugly that she went to in a ugly compitition and the judges said " No Proffesional"

    Yo momma is so ugly that Everybody in halloween dressed like her
    Yo momma is so ugly that the sun exploded

    Lol ur right Hex

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