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    Yo Momma

    Yo momma is so stupid when i ask her to buy a color tv she ask " what colour?"

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    O hello again 3rd grade.
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    Before or after I fucked her in the butt,
    got some head,
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    Lol xD Yo momma is so fat other people make her a bed

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    O hello again 3rd grade.
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    Yo mama so stupid she was naked while she was locked in the clothing store.

    Yo mama so stupid she starved while locked up in the food shop.

    Yo mama so stupid when the thief stole her TV she ran after him saying "wait wait you forgot the remote!"




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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaz View Post
    Yo mama so stupid she was naked while she was locked in the clothing store.

    Yo mama so stupid she starved while locked up in the food shop.

    Yo mama so stupid when the thief stole her TV she ran after him saying "wait wait you forgot the remote!"
    Yeah, everyone knows blax don't need remotes
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    meh, your all faggots, no-one is to old for a good joke
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    Yo momma is so stupid she want a money from a thief
    Yo momma is so stupid that she want to live in antarctic coz america was too hot
    Yo momma is so fat she hide her food under her belly

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    Yo mama so fat that i could see her legs while my eyes are closed.




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    Yo momma is so fat the made the earthquake in japan

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    The first joke was only OK, but this is just getting sad.
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    this is joke dont be sad

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    YO Mammma so stupid that she slept on the floo at 40 winks (bed seller)

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    Yo momma is so fat they called it a new piece of land of world /

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    Your mother is so fat, she went to the doctor's office and he said she was overweight and recommended some diet plans.

    Your mother is so stupid, she gets special aide from the government to help her get by in life.

    Your mother is so ugly, people look at her and say: "You are ugly"

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