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    Cheesy pickup lines

    I mean cheesy
    Like spraying a can of Ez cheese into a bag of Doritos kinda cheesy


    I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

    Did you fart? Because you blew me away

    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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    babysitting is ghey
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    my fav.
    Bitch Make me a sandwich or a blowjob, dont care which comes first.

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    your eyes are as blue as my toilet water.



    (IE, the look like shit. )

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    Gimme a blowjob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by homesick1337 View Post
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I cant ryhme very well,
    Gimme a blowjob.
    Roses are blue
    Violets are red
    Im bad with colors
    But a freak in bed

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
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    ur ghey
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    you're a breaded hotdog

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    is your dad a terrorist because you are da bomb.


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    you must be an angel, because you are divine.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    you must be an angel, because you are divine.

    i thought it went "Are you an angel? Because i have an erection"

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
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    ur ghey
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    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Did it rain when you were born? Because Heaven lost an angel.

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    Lets turn these into anti-joke pickup lines.
    Are you a phone, because i wanna ring you.
    RIP MINECRAFT SECTION!
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    Quote Originally Posted by homesick1337 View Post
    Lets turn these into anti-joke pickup lines.
    Are you a phone, because i wanna ring you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo




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    Quote Originally Posted by homesick1337 View Post
    Lets turn these into anti-joke pickup lines.
    Are you a phone, because i wanna ring you.
    >anti-joke pickup lines
    You do realize this is an oxymoron yes?

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    babysitting is ghey
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    ur ghey
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    cause you just gave me a foot long

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