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    Im shitting bricks.

    Well a few days ago i shouted at this stupid teacher in my language (arabic) saying "slut"
    She looked aussie. So i said that it works for all other teachers .
    But this time she came and slammed her fists on my table and shouted :
    WHO ARE U CALLING A SLUT? IM ARAB YOU KNOW!GO OUTSIDE NOW!!!
    then i was shiting tons of bricks coming out of my ass.

    The principal called my mum and i begged her not to tell my dad got suspended for a week and my dad didnt know

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    You are proud of that?


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    Haha, so your dad wouldn't be too happy about the news?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Time View Post
    You are proud of that?
    only proud of my dad not knowing.
    But the lady looks like she has a fucking kingsize bed stuck in her bra what else am i suppost to say?

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    . that's a horrible fail .
    you're still suspended?


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    Quote Originally Posted by [PROTOTYPE] View Post


    only proud of my dad not knowing.
    But the lady looks like she has a fucking kingsize bed stuck in her bra what else am i suppost to say?
    You just couldn't control the pressure could you .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Time View Post


    You just couldn't control the pressure could you .


    my friends keep texting me saying:
    Slut

    I can just imagine what kind of reutation im gona get at school

    and im still suspended coming back tomorow

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    Should of played the penis game...

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    Quote Originally Posted by IHaxYou! View Post
    Should of played the penis game...
    i tried doing that and she said mine is too small.
    I said well yeah compared to you.

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    I laughed at this fail

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    Quote Originally Posted by [PROTOTYPE] View Post


    i tried doing that and she said mine is too small.
    I said well yeah compared to you.
    I'd lol if she had a 5 inch clit

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    Quote Originally Posted by IHaxYou! View Post
    Should of played the penis game...
    I almost got in trouble for doing that XD

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