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    Duke Nukem[Review]

    Don't get it. It is a piece of shit game.
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    The designers had some good parts in the first 30 minutes, but after that.......its really just a piece of shit.

    The comedy is pretty weak(as it normally is in VG) but its a tryhard. Lots of catchphrases and moments where it would make someone laugh.

    I didn't however, because the gameplay is so shitty, its like they put this together in a month.

    Duke walks and jumps like a retard, in a lot of moments i was concerned why he had to look so stupid because there is a billion mirrors in the game for me to look at Duke, you'd think they'd make him look good at least.(or take out the mirrors)


    The gameplay/gunplay is so weak its embarrasing. I feel like i'm playing unreal tournament with down syndrome. Every gun is pretty much useless, the shotgun has no spread, the rocket doesn't even shoot straight, and the machine gun is sooo weak that its 1/5 of the pistols power.

    The bosses are just hp-pots and really easy to take down.
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    The biggest problem: LOAD TIMES


    If you move on to the next stage, 1minute load time. If you DIE 1 minute load time. If you wanna restart a checkpoint, 1minute load time.

    This game loads CONSTANTLY


    WHAT THE FUCK, CHECKPOINTS/SAVEPOINTS DON'T EXIST?
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    Yeah i got it for free on xbox and i hate the gay loading time.
    I had no clue how to drive.
    I didn't like it.

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    thanks for the warning. i was gona get it


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    I will take your advice.

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    thisis shit

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    Looks like i'm not getting it anymore.

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    haha u were thinkin bout it... i outa

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    Shieet it looked so good .

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    bad game is bad

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    I have heard it from so many people /fp

    Will not get



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    ^ this not worth it i got it O__@

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    the best review i could find.


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    i had the feeling it would be terrible.

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    Sad to see a game so hyped up coming out to be a piece of garbage.

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    i already have duke nukem forever, shits good as, im a long time fan, your just a first time player...i guess.