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    Epic Quotes

    Post your epic quotes/conversation jokes.
    Mine is:

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    Me: I Wanna have sex!
    My GF: I wanna listen to dubstep
    Me: Let's do both!
    Police Officer: So she exploded?
    Me: Yeeeeeee

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    Just browse some dubstep videos. The comments are funny as shit. my fav:

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    Bass Cannon = Weapon of Bass-Destruction
    Meaning the song Bass Cannon from Flux... :P
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    You're completly heterosexual.

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    this is my favorite quote

    op is faggot

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo




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    my favorite quote:

    Music is like candy, you throw away the rappers.
    I think that you might have to take another taste. A little bit of Hell this time.

    Disturbed - The Game

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    "Those who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."
    -Jack Nicholson.

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    You don't have a gf.

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    This is my favorite quote.

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    Dave : So peter i am resigning 
    Peter : Really why?
    Dave : I'll give you HA before i go

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    "Silence is my language"

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    "Its time to kick ass and chew some gum. And i'm all outa gum." - Duke Nukem
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    You don't have a gf.
    It's called a QUOTE for a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnn˙ 3 Tears View Post
    This is my favorite quote.

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    Dave : So peter i am resigning 
    Peter : Really why?
    Dave : I'll give you HA before i go
    thats what i dream everyday.

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    @Toxin .

    faggot at my school: bitch ill find you and kill you
    toxin: nigga, i'll come to yo house and piss in yo cheerios
    me & @bobbybob3680