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    Quote Originally Posted by uBit View Post


    Hahahahaha, it does xD
    Well i guess it happens to everybody...



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    At the end of of my exam, listening to my music. It took me 5 minutes to realize my headphones were unplugged, the whole class had been listening to Rolling Stones the whole time. Everyone was giving me a death stare.



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    I embarrassed myself by sleeping with your mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FukoBackup View Post
    I embarrassed myself by sleeping with your mother.
    Your mom jokes? lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by McChuckles View Post
    At the end of of my exam, listening to my music. It took me 5 minutes to realize my headphones were unplugged, the whole class had been listening to Rolling Stones the whole time. Everyone was giving me a death stare.
    That's not really embarrassing. >.>

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    Quote Originally Posted by uBit View Post
    Well.. I got a boner in class, I had on these jogging pants, so.. the bell was about to ring, so I did this thing I saw on SuperBad, just flip it up into your waistband.. So I put my hand in my hoodie.. went into my pants, and I guess while attempting to flip my boner into my waistband, the hoodie came up a bit, and this black girl was sitting next to me, and I guess saw my dick, and said, pretty loud "You a nasty nigga" then the bell rang, got my ass out of there lol
    ahahahahah

    You nasty nigga





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post

    ahahahahah

    You nasty nigga
    I am, Lmfao, I mean, it was try and hide it, or let everyone see... I took the road of hiding it, and still got caught lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    when i farted before class and the stench clung to me for 40 minutes.
    What's wrong with that?

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    I was in class, and felt I had to fart. It felt like one of those silent farts where you can let it all out. So I did but it came out EXTRA loud and everyone turned around to see who did it. I was the only one in the back of the room

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    Quote Originally Posted by PWSREVENGE View Post
    I was in class, and felt I had to fart. It felt like one of those silent farts where you can let it all out. So I did but it came out EXTRA loud and everyone turned around to see who did it. I was the only one in the back of the room
    And what's wrong with that?

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    Need help with CALL OF DUTY RELATED or anything just private message me and im willing to help ^____^ Have a nice day!
    Quote Originally Posted by HelpIsWanted View Post
    so i have a camp next month, and i am 12, now all boys in my class have a large dick with hari and i dont have that. who can help me please?
    i see in films people can grow hair and grow dicks.

    i know its weird question, but i need !

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    Quote Originally Posted by FukoBackup View Post
    I embarrassed myself by sleeping with your mother.
    Did you blow your load in 30 seconds like last time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iFacebook View Post

    Did you blow your load in 30 seconds like last time?
    What's wrong with you asking me if i blow'd my load in 30 seconds like the last time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by realforce View Post


    What's wrong with that?
    you just want to keep on getting banned don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post


    you just want to keep on getting banned don't you?
    What's wrong with you asking me if i just want to keep on getting banned?

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