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    Adventures of Moto & bobbybob3680 #5

    So fuck. It was one in the morning and called me up and said hey.. Lets go to Jason's (our friend) house and sleep in his front lawn. I was like . I packed up my trekking backpack and put my sleeping bag & pillow in there. When we got there, we asked to come inside and he said "FUCK NO. My Grandma is here!" So we set up our sleeping bags in the back of his pickup truck and sat there.

    So eventually, we got bored and decided to prank call 's ex girlfriend. Basically we called her consistently and asked her to shove her pinky in my ass and calling it "Philly". We also asked if I could stick my 10 ft fat cock on her window and slap it. Basically we talked to her until about 5 o clock in the morning, but then we noticed a car coming. So bobbybob and me jumped out of the pickup truck and chased the newspaper man down the street while screaming. Then we created a large puddle in the middle of the street whenever we had to piss.

    Then at 5:00 in the morning, we went into my friend Jason's house. We chilled upstairs on the computers and whatnot then went downstairs and ate cheerios and corn dogs for breakfast. We then proceeded to ride our bikes to the park, then to a spillway for the lake, then to a secluded junkyard.

    Video of the Junkyard (For film production 2 years ago, ignore the crappy editing, I did not edit it)



    Previously our friend had gotten arrested for trespassing there, and we got away . When we slid under the fence, we noticed that there were two workers (one was down the road in the junkyard so we were like then we proceeded to go the police firing range where the police have a ton of shit. Then we took a ton of pieces of wood and smashed the shit out of some chairs and trash. Kinda felt like a douchebag but w.e the cops in our town are dicks anyways . Fuck the police nigga:



    We then proceeded to return to the junkyard, and then realized that the workers were on their lunch break. (One of the worker's jobs was to water dirt and equipment that they were storing) We took his hose and sprayed it sky high in the air. Then we heard a guy screaming "HEY STOP" The situation =



    We see the guy run to his bullshit-mobile screaming STOP STOP hey Then, screams RUN NIGGA RUN and we hauled ass down this trail while this guy's bullshitmobile is SCREAMING towards us.



    We jumped through some old cars, slid down an embankment, then sprinted our fuckin' asses off for about 5 minutes. I discovered had ate shit and was lying facedown in a ravine moaning. We got away, but scary shit nigga.
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    igay, just gay.

    im sorry bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    igay, just gay.

    im sorry bro.
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    Me and my friends always get ran out by crackheads and cops when we break into shit.
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    Obedear, the sky is low

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heartview View Post
    Me and my friends always get ran out by crackheads and cops when we break into shit.
    Scary shit nigga. Since when did you get editor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinivanManBACKUP View Post
    Scary shit nigga. Since when did you get editor?
    Like 2 days ago.

    Me and my friends were walking around town at like 2 in the morning, and we kept getting followed by this guy in a big jacket and a paper bag. Then there was an SUV that kept driving by us and honking. We broke into an old mill and hid in there for a while. We thought we were going to get gang banged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heartview View Post
    Like 2 days ago.

    Me and my friends were walking around town at like 2 in the morning, and we kept getting followed by this guy in a big jacket and a paper bag. Then there was an SUV that kept driving by us and honking. We broke into an old mill and hid in there for a while. We thought we were going to get gang banged.
    They were probably like nigga want some of this crack?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinivanManBACKUP View Post
    They were probably like nigga want some of this crack?
    Dont mess wit the crack man.

    And the drug dealers hang out at walmart around here. Not in town.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heartview View Post
    Dont mess wit the crack man.

    And the drug dealers hang out at walmart around here. Not in town.
    WalMart, christ. I love that store. Everything is so cheap there

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    I was the guy screaming i wanted to meet u but you ran away







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    Moto and his adventures with friends.
    DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF
    AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    I was the guy screaming i wanted to meet u but you ran away
    Why did you chase me with a forklift then

    @Jigsaw , i have too much fun

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    I lol'd at the mobile part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadeyz346 View Post
    I lol'd at the mobile part.
    I was dying when I was making this thread

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