Earlier today, I rushed out to get breakfast at a McDonald's with my wife. We were in a hurry and my wife forgot to put on some knickers. She kept bugging me to watch her purse so she could buy a pair of knickers. Then she ordered me some juice when she knows I hate juice. Then in an annoying voice said she was going to buy herself some new knickers. Finally I've had had it and yelled out:
"Damn it, I hate knickers and juice!"
Everyone in the restaurant was quiet and gazed at me. Then a bunch of black people started accusing me of being racist and some other people accused me of being anti-Semitic. What the fuck?