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    My universe is totally shattered

    I was eating at the SubWay near my high school and then this girl walked in. She sat to the table next me. She looked like an 5-6/10, so I started to talk with her (she started it). I leanred that she's gonna me a sophomore at my high school next year, and so was I. After the Calamari was finished off she said "I have to use the ladies room". Not suspicious. She stood up.


    Bitch got a penis.

    Or atleast it looked like one, considering there was a rod like build sticking out from her pants, leaned to the side on the left leg.




















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    so? we all know youre still gunna fuck it

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    Might have been her phone, or her keys, or her pack of cigarettes.

    Quote Originally Posted by DnsLeak View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlessandraJr View Post
    Might have been her phone, or her keys, or her pack of cigarettes.
    yeah it was probably just one of these

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    So you post this info... so we can share the same horrible view as you.

    I hate how I imagine everything I read... Then again without that power, how would I enjoy books?

    So the huge thing was in between her legs?

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    It was to...


    Girthy and round.


    Im trying to think that it was a very large pen, but it seems implausable

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    its her strap-on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by homesick1337 View Post
    RJ or gtfo..
    How do you expect him to get proof of this?

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    Yes I agree with this guy. Boombox is a most retard shit mpgh staff I ever know. Previously a user open scam report open on me saying that I bitcoin double spent him and this shit Boombox shit talk and agree on it.
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    hahahah boombox is a piece of shit who deserves CS

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    Bwhahahahaahah

    "Or atleast it looked like one, considering there was a rod like build sticking out from her pants, leaned to the side on the left leg."

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    It might be a dildo or a condom
    Why So Spongy, SpongeBob



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    Was it between her legs?

    And condoms... aren't cylinder.. they're like unblown balloons.

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    Whatever you say Lady GaGa .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rvn View Post
    Was it between her legs?

    And condoms... aren't cylinder.. they're like unblown balloons.
    Well She Might Of Have Blown It Couldn't She
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fallen Red View Post
    Well She Might Of Have Blown It Couldn't She
    Why on earth would she have a blown condom in her pants?

    Quote Originally Posted by DnsLeak View Post
    Yes I agree with this guy. Boombox is a most retard shit mpgh staff I ever know. Previously a user open scam report open on me saying that I bitcoin double spent him and this shit Boombox shit talk and agree on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    hahahah boombox is a piece of shit who deserves CS

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