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    Almost got raped

    so a few nights ago, after days of drinking in the hot sun i thought it would be smarter to just drink at night and sleep through the heat
    it turns out, the people you see walking around at night are not as friendly as the people you see walking around in the daytime
    some guy i passed asked me for a smoke, i gave him one and he asked me if i wanted to smoke some weed
    next thing i know, im on the ground and hes like french kissing my bellybutton and rubbing on my pants



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    wow........thats a bit creepy......

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    that sounds really fucked up D: would have shot the guy

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    Lol.
    Funny story.
    But creepy at the same time.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Versa View Post
    that sounds really fucked up D: would have shot the guy
    i couldnt do anything but ask him nicely to stop
    you see, we walked down one of the bike paths around the area and he said he didnt have weed but he had crystal and pulled out a needle
    i dont fuck with needles, but i mean if he offered me some it was rude to refuse and i snorted a good hit
    thats when he somehow got ontop of me like that and he still had the needle in his hand so i didnt want to aggrivate him.

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    Do you're job cocksucker.
    Suck his dick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IHaxYou! View Post
    Do you're job cocksucker.
    Suck his dick!
    actually, all he wanted to do was suck mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by DickLovingFaggotBitch View Post


    i couldnt do anything but ask him nicely to stop
    you see, we walked down one of the bike paths around the area and he said he didnt have weed but he had crystal and pulled out a needle
    i dont fuck with needles, but i mean if he offered me some it was rude to refuse and i snorted a good hit
    thats when he somehow got ontop of me like that and he still had the needle in his hand so i didnt want to aggrivate him.
    oh ok well are you ok didnt get stabbed with the needle and contracted some sort of virus?

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    Thats fucked.
    R u trolling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Versa View Post


    oh ok well are you ok didnt get stabbed with the needle and contracted some sort of virus?
    no, but after over a 2 years i fell off the wagon and went back on tweak
    i actually got a sinus infection because snorting it just chews the shit out of the inside of your nose but that wasn't from the dude

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
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    ur ghey
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    you're a breaded hotdog

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