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    Transformers: Pink Floyd [Review]

    Things that bothered me.

    Megan Fox:
    I don't know why they explained megan fox to "dump" the shyladouche. From what i gathered, she ran through bullets and lazors to save him last time, how do they actually expect that to be a conveniant lie? Not only that, i have to agree the new chick is still hot but not nearly as hot as she should be.

    MARINE ADS:
    What the fuck is it with movies nowadays and marines?! Every FUCKING time a marine kills something EVERYONE and their MOTHER has to shout "YEAH!!!" and make a fist pump. I'm sorry, but war isn't like that, especially not a war that the humans are constantly losing vs. giant robots. It feels like an advertisment for the marines, and its really pathetic.

    I DO NOT WANT TO SEE A MARINE GOING "YEAH" AFTER EVERY FUCKING ROCKET HE FIRES IN A MICHAEL BAY FILM.*(thats a LOT of fireworks in case you didn't know).


    Decepticons:
    StarScream and Shockwave die like little bitches(my favorite characters get killed by insignificant insects) and Megatron somehow RUSTED*(wtf! Stainless steal not available on cybertron?) and Megatron sat around for well over 9/10 of the movie doing nothing and he couldn't even repair himself. But fuck, optimus takes shitloads of dmg and gets repaired in a day.


    The whole "we gotta get over here to fire a rocket at an object" goal of 1/2 of the movie was so god damn boring I almost fell asleep.
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    What i liked:

    I truly felt like crying tears of joy when decepticons starting shooting random people in the streets. "Finally!" i thought "Finally they make the decepticons do something evil!"

    The start was pretty cool compared to the gay ending.


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    Never watched, never will.

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    Nice review, don't know if i'll watch it...
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    if movies dont have good endings, it probs wont be good.
    I see what you did there.

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    Its not out here yet =/ sigh... i wanna see it.

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    Did I really have to real all the to just answer some lines?!

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    Very good effects and GFX but unreal like 2012.

    Even Battle: LA is more realistic

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    i really wana see this, but out FANCY SHMANCY theatre costs like 11.50 cents to watch a 3d flick. I mean id like to be see a 3d flick, that would kinda make me jump back, but idk if I should pay 11.50. Especially for the acclaimed "crapiness" of this film
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    you seem upset by this film, maybe you should lay off the crappy films. your blood pressure must be through the roof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    you seem upset by this film, maybe you should lay off the crappy films. your blood pressure must be through the roof.
    me or the thread starter?
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    Just finished watching that movie a little over an hour ago.... the visual effects are top notch, the battle scenes were amazing, and that highway action was the best since the matrix's highway battle.

    It felt like all the comedy was in the beginning, and the end was all action clumped together.
    That asian guy in the beginning was fucking hilarious, and I liked the 2 twists, which i'm not gonna ruin for these guys.

    amazing movie.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    Just finished watching that movie a little over an hour ago.... the visual effects are top notch, the battle scenes were amazing, and that highway action was the best since the matrix's highway battle.

    It felt like all the comedy was in the beginning, and the end was all action clumped together.
    That asian guy in the beginning was fucking hilarious, and I liked the 2 twists, which i'm not gonna ruin for these guys.

    amazing movie.
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    new chick is okay, but i wanted megan fox, watched it this morning, was fair decent

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    You are good at writing reviews...

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