wewt...i just got back from seeing that movie. im not gonna ruin it for you tho
OMG JACK SPARROW GETS EATEN BY A BIG SQUID THING
AND OMG THAT CHICK THAT LIKES THE FAG GUY(orlando bloom) HAS AN AFFAIR WITH JACK
"hello, squiddy" *EAT* "OMG NO JACK" *a day later* "omg he was uber 1337, im gonna miss him" *says in a jamacian accent*:"what if e could bring him back...would you sail TO THE END OF THE EARTH?" "aye" "aye" "aye" *big dramatic pause, zooms into the chick's face* "yes" *another dramatic zoom thingie onto the gay guy's face* "aye"
"oh, well, then youll need a captain who knows those waters"
*that black beard guy comes down the stairs*
"WELL THEN, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME OLD SHIP?"