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    Circuit City, Walmart.
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    1.) Get the object
    2.) Put it under your pants (Stick into shoe, cover with pants)
    2.1) Put under shirt (Stick in pants, cover with shirt)
    3.) Make sure it's not obvious, or noticable at all
    4.) Go buy something, maybe a few pieces of candy, and then start to walk out
    5.) You will trigger the alarm, of course.
    6.) Tell them Wtf? (Or something along those lines)
    7.) If he searches you try to get out of it or you're just fucked.


    Make sure it's worth it...
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agnostic View Post
    1.) Get the object
    2.) Put it under your pants (Stick into shoe, cover with pants)
    2.1) Put under shirt (Stick in pants, cover with shirt)
    3.) Make sure it's not obvious, or noticable at all
    4.) Go buy something, maybe a few pieces of candy, and then start to walk out
    5.) You will trigger the alarm, of course.
    6.) Tell them Wtf? (Or something along those lines)
    7.) If he searches you try to get out of it or you're just fucked.


    Make sure it's worth it...
    If it's worth the risk, steal it
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWayIAm View Post
    Yeah so i plan im stealing from best buy its a large item so it wont fit in my pockets i will tell you my plan now and you guys can give me tips (I can take harsh jokes about being poor or some other stupid thing)

    Plan 1) Simple grab it and run like hell

    Plan 2) Bring a random receipt with me and as i walk out the store, i will have the receipt in plain sight (less suspicious) and before i walk out, i tell the guy at the entrance that i think that guy is shoplifting.(point to a random person)...then while he is looking away i hold the item OVER the security sensors and run like hell again.

    READ BEFORE POSTING: I have an escape route and i am VERY fast. The item i am stealing is about a foot tall and 6 in. wide so i cant fit it in my pockets.


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    i went in with one of my mates into woolworths the other day (like wallmart but aussie style) and she pretty much picked up some food, say, a pack of chips, meat sticks and a couple of drinks, she put them down her pants and shirt and walked out, and because she is well known by cops, went to the cops and said hi and walked on by... funny shit.

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    you will fail.

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    Your parents didn't teach you not to take what's not yours?

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    Buy it.

    After all, it's best buy not best steal.
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    Steal something from a small shop.
    Get some friends to help.
    I mean tell your friends to start like a fight in the shop.
    The shop owner quickly goes to stop the fight.
    After he leaves , just run with the item and get out !




     
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    Quote Originally Posted by R3V View Post
    i went in with one of my mates into woolworths the other day (like wallmart but aussie style) and she pretty much picked up some food, say, a pack of chips, meat sticks and a couple of drinks, she put them down her pants and shirt and walked out, and because she is well known by cops, went to the cops and said hi and walked on by... funny shit.
    Lol a thief chick.. Unattractivveeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domen View Post
    Your parents didn't teach you not to take what's not yours?
    My parents didn't teach me much, only how to be polite.
    I taught myself my own beliefs, my own views, and my own looks on things. Education had only definitions to do with it.
    As in what means what (example = God is a higher power)
    I believe you may take what you want, and deal with the consequences.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by flameswor10 View Post
    Dick Smith, JB Hifi, The Apple store.
    fair enough.. jbhifi is intense shit.


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    Just rob the store.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmzamora View Post
    Just rob the store.
    yes bc going from a misdemeanor to a felony is always the right choice.


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