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    Shoplifting Tips

    Yeah so i plan im stealing from best buy its a large item so it wont fit in my pockets i will tell you my plan now and you guys can give me tips (I can take harsh jokes about being poor or some other stupid thing)

    Plan 1) Simple grab it and run like hell

    Plan 2) Bring a random receipt with me and as i walk out the store, i will have the receipt in plain sight (less suspicious) and before i walk out, i tell the guy at the entrance that i think that guy is shoplifting.(point to a random person)...then while he is looking away i hold the item OVER the security sensors and run like hell again.

    READ BEFORE POSTING: I have an escape route and i am VERY fast. The item i am stealing is about a foot tall and 6 in. wide so i cant fit it in my pockets.

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    Or .. just pick up the product and walk out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shunnai View Post
    Or .. just pick up the product and walk out.
    read first plan...

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    Be more descriptive, what is the item

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    try throwing over the sensors

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shunnai View Post
    Be more descriptive, what is the item
    Dont worry about it lol and its to big for pockets thats all you need to know js

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWayIAm View Post
    Dont worry about it lol and its to big for pockets thats all you need to know js
    Its a sex toy, we understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post


    Its a sex toy, we understand.
    lol no.........

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    Plan 2 sounds more logical but it probably wouldn't work unless everyone in that store was lazy

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    Pick a different store.

    1. they have lots and lots of cameras.
    2. they have people in the front, so you can't just pick it up and run.
    3. You can't fake anything, no one is stupid enough to just "let you through" and btw they also have security scanners too.


    Let me know how fines/jail are, hope you have fun getting caught moron.


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    I lol'ed.

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    It's true, if you are going to steal do it from a smaller shop, not a big name shop like Best Buy.

    R.I.P a great GM




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    what? maybe stop talk with riddles and with words i am not even know.

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    The fuck is Best Buy?
    Shoplift at Go-Lo they have some good shit and have no security at all.

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    Demagnitize the alarm strip if it has one.

    If all else fails, throw it in the trash and wait for the trash to be taken out at the end of the day.

    Make sure to cover it with something.



    OR, if for example it's like a home depot, jam it into another container of something that you'd like to buy.

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    both of those plans WILL result in you getting caught. I hope you know that


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