Yeah so i plan im stealing from best buy its a large item so it wont fit in my pockets i will tell you my plan now and you guys can give me tips (I can take harsh jokes about being poor or some other stupid thing)
Plan 1) Simple grab it and run like hell
Plan 2) Bring a random receipt with me and as i walk out the store, i will have the receipt in plain sight (less suspicious) and before i walk out, i tell the guy at the entrance that i think that guy is shoplifting.(point to a random person)...then while he is looking away i hold the item OVER the security sensors and run like hell again.
READ BEFORE POSTING: I have an escape route and i am VERY fast. The item i am stealing is about a foot tall and 6 in. wide so i cant fit it in my pockets.
1. they have lots and lots of cameras.
2. they have people in the front, so you can't just pick it up and run.
3. You can't fake anything, no one is stupid enough to just "let you through" and btw they also have security scanners too.
Let me know how fines/jail are, hope you have fun getting caught moron.