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    Quote Originally Posted by Parade View Post
    2cm long, you jelly? ofc you are.
    Damn. That beats mine.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ðåяk View Post
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    Get out of here you begging CS! Go work for $3

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    i rolled down a 1,000 Ft. mountain and landed in an alligator pit and had all my limbs ripped off of me and my troubles weren't over. As i used my tong to drag me home i was ambushed by hidden ninjas that were after my pinkie. as they ripped them off and ran i was forced to eat my corn with my middle finger only and it was awkward.i finally make it to the computer and made this post. i credit my eye to typing this (my only eye now)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWayIAm View Post
    i rolled down a 1,000 Ft. mountain and landed in an alligator pit and had all my limbs ripped off of me and my troubles weren't over. As i used my tong to drag me home i was ambushed by hidden ninjas that were after my pinkie. as they ripped them off and ran i was forced to eat my corn with my middle finger only and it was awkward.i finally make it to the computer and made this post. i credit my eye to typing this (my only eye now)
    How do the ninjas take your pinkies if you had your limbs ripped off by aligators? Proves you're a troll lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWayIAm View Post
    i rolled down a 1,000 Ft. mountain and landed in an alligator pit and had all my limbs ripped off of me and my troubles weren't over. As i used my tong to drag me home i was ambushed by hidden ninjas that were after my pinkie. as they ripped them off and ran i was forced to eat my corn with my middle finger only and it was awkward.i finally make it to the computer and made this post. i credit my eye to typing this (my only eye now)
    Same
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unicow View Post
    How do the ninjas take your pinkies if you had your limbs ripped off by aligators? Proves you're a troll lol
    ICWATUDIDTHAR

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    I farted.
    in a fucking church when they are praying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jijsucktnoob View Post
    I farted.
    in a fucking church when they are praying.
    I almost did this but I silenced it :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unicow View Post
    I almost did this but I silenced it :3
    Youre spamming to get 1k atm, btw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unicow View Post
    I almost did this but I silenced it :3
    lucky you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicdel View Post
    Youre spamming to get 1k atm, btw?
    Is it obvious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unicow View Post
    Is it obvious?
    at 999 lol

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    @Parade ... is it really that small that you can't even tell its sticking out :O

    i boughtr a case of Klondike bars ... 10 minutes later they went on a half off sale
    War does not determine who is right- only who is left.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gamerboy667 View Post
    @Parade ... is it really that small that you can't even tell its sticking out :O

    i boughtr a case of Klondike bars ... 10 minutes later they went on a half off sale
    Yes. The average size of an Asian's penis is 2 cm. Mine is exactly 2 cm.

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