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    Your fail of the day?

    I just cut my tongue on a Pringles... What's your fail?
    Edit: FUCK cut it again... and my gums this time...
    Last edited by Unicow; 07-06-2011 at 02:50 PM.

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    Getting my dad a virus via porn when I was 13.
     

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    I bit my lip and now I have 4 canker sores in my mouth.

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    I forgot to put my penis back in my pants after masturbating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parade View Post
    I forgot to put my penis back in my pants after masturbating.

    That is...
    Different?
     

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    I thought HoN was good.
    Also, inb4 reading this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agnostic View Post

    That is...
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    I know. I found out by looking down at my reflection on fish's pond.

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    My friend went an entire school day with his dick hanging out.
    Now THAT'S a fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parade View Post
    I know. I found out by looking down at my reflection on fish's pond.
    You can... kind of tell if its hanging out.














    unless its really small

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parade View Post
    I know. I found out by looking down at my reflection on fish's pond.

    People saw your small shlong?
     

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    Lol, some of you people make me feel so much better about my fail xD

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    i told my sister to make me a samich
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unicow View Post
    Lol, some of you people make me feel so much better about my fail xD
    Yeah, after getting my dad a virus he grounded me for 2 weeks. I was like ""
     

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    I found out one of my best friends moved away and didnt tell me </3 I cried for like 20-30 mins

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agnostic View Post
    Yeah, after getting my dad a virus he grounded me for 2 weeks. I was like ""
    Lol, I can only imagine... Got caught watchin that crap when I was around 10 and I almost shat my pants.

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