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    FML

    Hey guys, I really HATE my mum. I have $140,000 in my bank account, because I do adds on Television and work for a modelling agency /jelly? and all I want is to buy a Jetski which only costs $22,000. My parents set my bank account to deposit only (FML ) and they wont let me withdraw!!!!!!!

    Does anyone know any ways to sweet talk parents or hack my way into the banking systems /jokes so what do you reckon I should do to buy the jet ski???

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    tell them your a big boy and can make decisions for yourself.


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    140k...your so full of shit your eyes are turning brown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxAussy1995xX View Post
    140k...your so full of shit your eyes are turning brown.
    This .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane View Post


    This .
    Never saw him on a TV ad before.

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    Link your paypal to your bank account and buy stuff offline?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Smith View Post


    Never saw him on a TV ad before.
    till he post proof of an add and a valid picture of him. im not gunna buy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxAussy1995xX View Post


    till he post proof of an add and a valid picture of him. im not gunna buy it.
    I'll laugh if he's some fat kid advertising for some fast food chain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post
    tell them your a big boy and can make decisions for yourself.
    Im Fucking 13

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxAussy1995xX View Post
    140k...your so full of shit your eyes are turning brown.
    This .
    Feel free to donate to me.

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    He seems legit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hanashte View Post


    Im Fucking 13
    What's the ad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Smith View Post

    I'll laugh if he's some fat kid advertising for some fast food chain.
    Hahaha you make me laugh. and @aussy1995 fuck off bro, ur just jealous 140k isn't too much money. That's over my whole lifetime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacket View Post
    12 and 140k.
    He seems legit. ;D
    o you know i was a model at that age too. but i was rollin in the doe i got like 6 mil in 2 weeks.

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