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    sigh. just got my first ticket.

    fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.oh. and fuck.



    Basically in my town, the cops are known for being huge dicks. pretty sure its like this everywhere but w.e

    anyways, Im riding my bike up to @Moto s house. is 2 am. yah yah i know its late. but seriously, most kids are out doin drugs, drinking etc, i just want to go to my fucking friends house anyways so im get off my bike for a second to text moto, and I see car lights coming. *pleasedontbeacoppleasedontbeacoppleasedontbeacopp leasedontbeacop*

    its a cop.

    *FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* i think to myself.

    cop pulls a u turn up asshole lane and pulls up next to me.

    *le shits pants*

    me: "hey occifer im sorry i was going to my friends house, i live right down the street i can go home."
    *officer buttfuckgaymananalbead* : do your parents know where your going? you snuck out didnt you!"

    me: "no officer I have done this before, I left a note for my dad."

    Please note my dad has to wake up at 4 am everyday and its 2 am

    cop asks me a bunch of gay questions, sends another cop TO GO AND FUCKING POUND ON MY FRONT DOOR AND WAKE UP PAPA

    cop continues to ask gay questions, I answer all very nicely and respectfully. he then asks me what color my FUCKING HAIR IS. i then decided to test out the ol' right to remain silent. BAD FUCKING IDEA! this mother fucker RIPS ME UP OFF THE GROUND STARTS SCREAMIN SHIT, "OH YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING TOUGH GUY HUH? DONT TRY AND BE A SMART ASS ILL PUT YOU IN HANDCUFFS AND HAUL UR ASS TO JUVENILE HALL" *throws me back down onto curb* "NOW WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR!"

    me: ........... brown :|

    He then starts asking me where @Moto is, he wanted to get him too. im like: nooo noooo. Cop calls for backup to find moto. I text him to haul ass home, the boys are out lookin for him. moto barely made him home, had to hide in bushes and shit

    anyways, I have to go to FUCKING COURT for being out past curfew

    wanna know the best part?





    my sister got her first ticket yesterday as well

    TLDR: cops are gay, i got a new asshole teared and have to go to court.

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    Should've had a gopro recording the whole thing


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    It's illegal to go out at 2am?
    And unlucky man :/

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    wutt. i... i.... i dont understand.... what did you do illegal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by homesick1337 View Post
    wutt. i... i.... i dont understand.... what did you do illegal?
    Out after 0 am with an age of under 18 i guess...

    Demn, good to know that the cops here are not such douchebags
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    It's illegal to be out after 12am?
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    Called curfew law australiankids


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    Quote Originally Posted by flameswor10 View Post
    It's illegal to be out after 12am?
    PAST 11. FUCKING HORSE SHIT. and I lived a few blocks away, he wouldnt even let me go home


    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    Should've had a gopro recording the whole thing
    I thought exactly that to myself! wish I had my camera on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbybob3680 View Post


    PAST 11. FUCKING HORSE SHIT. and I lived a few blocks away, he wouldnt even let me go home
    Unlucky you...Here in germany its past 12...and the cops don't mind anyone beeing out after...they just want their McDouble
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    Suck shit Americafags we can stay out for as long as we want

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    Quote Originally Posted by <3! View Post
    Suck shit Americafags we can stay out for as long as we want
    Hopefully I can make this guy look like a huge fucking asshole in court :|

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    That would suck.
    Ohwell, on the bright side, you guys get laser pointers and airsoft guns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbybob3680 View Post


    Hopefully I can make this guy look like a huge fucking asshole in court :|
    Good luck man.

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    i guess my convo with me and moto on msn won't be as bad i guess,

    @bobbybob3680, @Moto was talking to me the whole time wondering where the fuck are you, i had the liberty to speak to him, he types fast for someone riding a bike, lol! maybe you should add this to the main thread hahaha

    @Jabuuty671
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    Code:
    Moto MPGH says
    Lol dude
    Alex . says
    ?
    Moto MPGH says
    its 3 in the morning i just rode my bike a couple miles to meet my friend and were gonna sleep in a park :F
    Alex . says
    LOL
    your fried
    Moto MPGH says
    bobbybob
    girls meet us
    Alex . says
    thats okay then
    hope you dont get any pedos
    pitch a tent?
    camp fire?
    Moto MPGH says
    I was talking to her on the phone and im like go 
    Alex . says
    guitar playing music? KOOMBAYA
    Moto MPGH says
    newp
    Newp
    Alex . says
    hahaha
    Moto MPGH says
    oya
    Alex . says
    good stuff
    Moto MPGH says
    well fuck
    hes not here yet
    he should be here
    if he got caught fuck
    cuz i dont wanna ride all the way back
    fuck
    hes not responding to msn either  
    Alex . says
    LOL
    ring him
    Moto MPGH says
    cant
    restrictions
    for my mobile
    msn works somehow
    /nnz
    Alex . says
    fail
    Moto MPGH says
    should i ride my bike towards where he supposed to come from /ehh
    Alex . says
    go to the nearest safe place
    Moto MPGH says
    fku
     
    Alex . says
    lmao
    im trying to look out for you
    what bike you have?
    bmx or off road or trail bike?
    Moto MPGH says
    if hes not coming / got caught, im comitting suicide right here.
    Alex . says
    LOL
    rq
    Moto MPGH says
    Mountain bike
    old one cuz me current is fucked
    why?
    Alex . says
    incase you need to run like the wind
    except on a bike
    Moto MPGH says
    I can go offroad 
    tehe
    Alex . says
    good stuff
    is your mate trolling you?
    Moto MPGH says
    and i have running shoes on
    i ride bike towards him now
    nah i dont think so
    he wouldve already been like trollface.jpg
    Alex . says
    kk
    Moto MPGH says
    ;]
    Alex . says
    get some torches on your bike
    Moto MPGH says
    hmm, i ride my bike closer to where he sipposed to be
    yes yes
    newp
    Alex . says
    is he there?
    Moto MPGH says
    ?
    Idk yet
    Alex . says
    lol
    thats fucked
    Moto MPGH says
    Im goin now
    /heh
    If he got caught, fuck
    Alex . says
    where you going?
    get caught how?
    Moto MPGH says
    by cops
    curfew
    its 3 am lol
    Alex . says
    i see
    hahaha
    Moto MPGH says
    fack
    Alex . says
    just take a snooze
    see where you wake up
    Moto MPGH says
    i dunno where hs is :3
    fku
    hahaha
    Alex . says
    maybe his parents dont let him out
    hahaa
    Moto MPGH says
    i ride bike farther down  now
    No he was already out
    He told me
    Alex . says
    maybe he went to pick up a chick but got lost
    or she too fat to hop on his bike
    ;D
    Moto MPGH says
    No
    fk
    Alex . says
    WELL WHAT ELSE COULD HE BE DOING
    he got caught
    go to the cops
    Moto MPGH says
    Shit car
    Alex . says
    and sneak in
    and rescue your mate
    Moto MPGH says
    no idea
    fku
    Alex . says
    ahahhaha
    Moto MPGH says
    hahaha
    Alex . says
    do some full rambo shit
    or
    walk in 
    and be like
    Moto MPGH says
    oh fuck
    Alex . says
    sup
    then be  like ILL BE BACK
    then ram a car through the front door
    hahahahaa
    Moto MPGH says
    DUDE LOL
    Alex . says
    hahahahahaah
    Moto MPGH says
    He got caught by cops, ffs.
    Alex . says
    instead of a car, ride the bike through the front door?
    did he?
    Moto MPGH says
    lol ya
    i ride bike home now /tire
    Alex . says
    how can you be sure its him
    are the cops raping him in the cell?
    Moto MPGH says
    No hes at home
    Alex . says
      spanky
    LOL
    make up your mind
    home or cops?
    Moto MPGH says
    he got caught by cops, he went home
    Alex . says
    ohhhhhh now your making sense
    thats funny there is a curfew
    hahaa
    Moto MPGH says
    Post on mpgh now /tire
    mention @bobbybob3680
    Alex . says
    mpgh is down
    vb4 update i hope
    Moto MPGH says
    Eh.
    Alex . says
    vb3 > vb4
    Moto MPGH says
    Dave updated? /tire
    Dude
    Alex . says
    what
    Moto MPGH says
    Fuck
    Alex . says
    fuck you
    Moto MPGH says
    Duuude haha he got a ticket
    Alex . says
    what ticket?
    who
    wut
    a fine?
    Moto MPGH says
    Haha yea
    i sleep nows peace
    Alex . says
    laters fat shit
    Moto MPGH says
    friend is making thread, look for it soon
    Alex . says
    k
    Last edited by Skyline.; 07-13-2011 at 06:32 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    i guess my convo with me and moto on msn won't be as bad i guess,

    @bobbybob3680, @Moto was talking to me the whole time wondering where the fuck are you, i had the liberty to speak to him, he types fast for someone riding a bike, lol! maybe you should add this to the main thread hahaha

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    Code:
    Moto MPGH says
    Lol dude
    Alex . says
    ?
    Moto MPGH says
    its 3 in the morning i just rode my bike a couple miles to meet my friend and were gonna sleep in a park :F
    Alex . says
    LOL
    your fried
    Moto MPGH says
    bobbybob
    girls meet us
    Alex . says
    thats okay then
    hope you dont get any pedos
    pitch a tent?
    camp fire?
    Moto MPGH says
    I was talking to her on the phone and im like go 
    Alex . says
    guitar playing music? KOOMBAYA
    Moto MPGH says
    newp
    Newp
    Alex . says
    hahaha
    Moto MPGH says
    oya
    Alex . says
    good stuff
    Moto MPGH says
    well fuck
    hes not here yet
    he should be here
    if he got caught fuck
    cuz i dont wanna ride all the way back
    fuck
    hes not responding to msn either  
    Alex . says
    LOL
    ring him
    Moto MPGH says
    cant
    restrictions
    for my mobile
    msn works somehow
    /nnz
    Alex . says
    fail
    Moto MPGH says
    should i ride my bike towards where he supposed to come from /ehh
    Alex . says
    go to the nearest safe place
    Moto MPGH says
    fku
     
    Alex . says
    lmao
    im trying to look out for you
    what bike you have?
    bmx or off road or trail bike?
    Moto MPGH says
    if hes not coming / got caught, im comitting suicide right here.
    Alex . says
    LOL
    rq
    Moto MPGH says
    Mountain bike
    old one cuz me current is fucked
    why?
    Alex . says
    incase you need to run like the wind
    except on a bike
    Moto MPGH says
    I can go offroad 
    tehe
    Alex . says
    good stuff
    is your mate trolling you?
    Moto MPGH says
    and i have running shoes on
    i ride bike towards him now
    nah i dont think so
    he wouldve already been like trollface.jpg
    Alex . says
    kk
    Moto MPGH says
    ;]
    Alex . says
    get some torches on your bike
    Moto MPGH says
    hmm, i ride my bike closer to where he sipposed to be
    yes yes
    newp
    Alex . says
    is he there?
    Moto MPGH says
    ?
    Idk yet
    Alex . says
    lol
    thats fucked
    Moto MPGH says
    Im goin now
    /heh
    If he got caught, fuck
    Alex . says
    where you going?
    get caught how?
    Moto MPGH says
    by cops
    curfew
    its 3 am lol
    Alex . says
    i see
    hahaha
    Moto MPGH says
    fack
    Alex . says
    just take a snooze
    see where you wake up
    Moto MPGH says
    i dunno where hs is :3
    fku
    hahaha
    Alex . says
    maybe his parents dont let him out
    hahaa
    Moto MPGH says
    i ride bike farther down  now
    No he was already out
    He told me
    Alex . says
    maybe he went to pick up a chick but got lost
    or she too fat to hop on his bike
    ;D
    Moto MPGH says
    No
    fk
    Alex . says
    WELL WHAT ELSE COULD HE BE DOING
    he got caught
    go to the cops
    Moto MPGH says
    Shit car
    Alex . says
    and sneak in
    and rescue your mate
    Moto MPGH says
    no idea
    fku
    Alex . says
    ahahhaha
    Moto MPGH says
    hahaha
    Alex . says
    do some full rambo shit
    or
    walk in 
    and be like
    Moto MPGH says
    oh fuck
    Alex . says
    sup
    then be  like ILL BE BACK
    then ram a car through the front door
    hahahahaa
    Moto MPGH says
    DUDE LOL
    Alex . says
    hahahahahaah
    Moto MPGH says
    He got caught by cops, ffs.
    Alex . says
    instead of a car, ride the bike through the front door?
    did he?
    Moto MPGH says
    lol ya
    i ride bike home now /tire
    Alex . says
    how can you be sure its him
    are the cops raping him in the cell?
    Moto MPGH says
    No hes at home
    Alex . says
      spanky
    LOL
    make up your mind
    home or cops?
    Moto MPGH says
    he got caught by cops, he went home
    Alex . says
    ohhhhhh now your making sense
    thats funny there is a curfew
    hahaa
    Moto MPGH says
    Post on mpgh now /tire
    mention @bobbybob3680
    Alex . says
    mpgh is down
    vb4 update i hope
    Moto MPGH says
    Eh.
    Alex . says
    vb3 > vb4
    Moto MPGH says
    Dave updated? /tire
    Dude
    Alex . says
    what
    Moto MPGH says
    Fuck
    Alex . says
    fuck you
    Moto MPGH says
    Duuude haha he got a ticket
    Alex . says
    what ticket?
    who
    wut
    a fine?
    Moto MPGH says
    Haha yea
    i sleep nows peace
    Alex . says
    laters fat shit
    Moto MPGH says
    friend is making thread, look for it soon
    Alex . says
    k
    hahaha nice. yeah bro i got fucked sad thing is I could have hid but i risked it

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