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    Lesson you want to pass to people like yourself

    Post a lesson you do not want people to do. My lesson for all the little boys going to high school "Never ever shave your ass!" even if your girlfriend told you to do so because she doesn't like seeing your hairy ass. If you do shave you will endure a months of pain having to sit on a pile of needles jabbing in every parts of your ass even the inside.

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    Thanks for this... useful information.
    DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF
    AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deergab View Post
    Post a lesson you do not want people to do. My lesson for all the little boys going to high school "Never ever shave your ass!" even if your girlfriend told you to do so because she doesn't like seeing your hairy ass. If you do shave you will endure a months of pain having to sit on a pile of needles jabbing in every parts of your ass even the inside.
    Okay.... awkward.
    My lesson is; make sure you always give your "sack" enough breathing room while using skinny jeans.
    If you do not, you will develop some weird lumps on your testees like me, and have to take antibiotics for a while.
    But the lumps went away


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    sick lessons....

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    Sick but helpful.....
    Not sure how you go about shaving your ass but i wont think too much about it.
    My lesson, make no enemies.
    Be a ninja friend that seems like a good kid, when someone calls you out you beat the sh*t out of them.
    Dear Liz,

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    Quote Originally Posted by xX-RISE-Xx View Post
    [IMG]media.photobucket.com/image/buh%20dum%20tss/DarkInfluence/1213754636956.jpg[/IMG]
    Broken link......

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    Cool story bro..

    Seriously,, damn!
    “Those who control the past, control the future: who controls the present controls the past” ~ George Orwell

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    We need to change the text. Cant use a popular website
    like /1me should be it
    Dear Liz,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morior View Post
    We need to change the text. Cant use a popular website
    like /1me should be it
    agreed.
    it gets annoying lol.


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    Dnt set a hot pan on ur private parts.

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    If you're going to snort meth or coke or whatever, make sure to get EVERY bit of it out
    Even if that means sucking some water up your nose
    If you don't, its going to eat at the inside of your sinuses and a pool of blood will build until it bursts and you will have the worst nosebleed of your life (other than broken noses)

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    Shave ur ass more if you feel pain





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