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    2 girls

    So, it's 5 in the morning here, and I'm bored and I wanna call 2 girls, what should I ask them?

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    Why am i calling you guys?

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    ask them if you can put your toes in her mouth.

    do et.

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    lol
    they prolly drank yesterday and have a hangover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markus . View Post
    lol
    they prolly drank yesterday and have a hangover.
    that'll make it even funnier

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    Tell them to open their mouth on the phone and i'll put my penis through the little holes in the phone.
    It should fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assassin View Post
    Tell them to open their mouth on the phone and i'll put my penis through the little holes in the phone.
    It should fit.
    nonononononononono,
    ask them for free phone sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assassin View Post
    Tell them to open their mouth on the phone and i'll put my penis through the little holes in the phone.
    It should fit.
    /not so small pewnis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markus . View Post
    So, it's 5 in the morning here, and I'm bored and I wanna call 2 girls, what should I ask them?
    Call them, if it sounds like they woke up because of you, or they say you woke them up, ask them why there up so early. Just troll, I dare you.
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    yusoignoremyideastho?

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    Tell them you want there dicks.
    see how that goes down

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    I could record the call...
    ... but you wouldnt understand shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadskulz View Post


    nonononononononono,
    ask them for free phone sex.
    lol. not much fun tho.
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    Ask them to call you, ten they be all like "Waht?"

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