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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreamerkiid (◣_◢) View Post
    OOO even better your mom said to get something from on top of the dresser...
    you see item not there and you tell your mom...

    mom said its there...

    you tell her to go look...

    She look...

    And its FUCKIN there!!

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    Cuz she hasn't met the wackahoma .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Time View Post
    Cuz she hasn't met the wackahoma .
    Ohdaum the almighty wackahomo

    @Ecstasy u still alive, o mighty wackahomo?

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    Leave car running while you get out for a bit. Nobody is around. Come back, car is gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    Ohdaum the almighty wackahomo

    @Ecstasy u still alive, o mighty wackahomo?
    he be working in mcdonalds .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Taco View Post
    Leave car running while you get out for a bit. Nobody is around. Come back, car is gone.
    I'd take it next time, just stay there for an hour, because i'd totally bring it back. I don't steal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taco View Post
    Leave car running while you get out for a bit. Nobody is around. Come back, car is gone.
    Cause u live in the ghettos.
    Free Tristan <3

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    I saw my mom outside the kitchen.
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    Ahahaha @Jacket made my day .


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    Quote Originally Posted by AVGN View Post
    keys are my worst enemy
    Used to be my problem, too. Now I always put my keys on the dining room table when I come home.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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