This is how it went. We were in platoons and the officer in charge of us started screaming in our faces for doing our push ups the wrong way. So he goes to a black kid and says this:
Officer: Whats your shoe size? Kid: 12 sir. Officer: That's why your probably messing up...and also, you have a big penis.
I was like WTF? I'm stuck with a bitchy and gay officer for bootcamp. -______-
And my hair is pretty god dam short and he was like you need to shave that all off. While I have it shorter than some people.