Page 1 of 5 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 74
  1. #1
    Hugo Chavez's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    in a package of SKITTLES
    Posts
    3,880
    Reputation
    105
    Thanks
    322

    Today at bootcamp...

    This is how it went. We were in platoons and the officer in charge of us started screaming in our faces for doing our push ups the wrong way. So he goes to a black kid and says this:

    Officer: Whats your shoe size?
    Kid: 12 sir.
    Officer: That's why your probably messing up...and also, you have a big penis.

    I was like WTF? I'm stuck with a bitchy and gay officer for bootcamp. -______-
    And my hair is pretty god dam short and he was like you need to shave that all off. While I have it shorter than some people.

  2. #2
    deadskulz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    hell.
    Posts
    8,955
    Reputation
    702
    Thanks
    4,294,967,295
    My Mood
    Devilish
    ...I got laid.

    Just had to complete your sentence to prevent TL;DR

  3. #3
    Troy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    2,316
    Reputation
    42
    Thanks
    111
    My Mood
    Amused
    You bootcamp instructor is a fag.


    MSN ejjeff2@hotmail.com
    Skype Ejjeff255

  4. #4
    WOLFPACK X69X's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    space bound....
    Posts
    4,592
    Reputation
    194
    Thanks
    382
    My Mood
    Crappy
    the fact that you're on mpgh surprises me. your flag is american and "boot camp" refers to the marines training. how your on mpgh and boot camp is pretty much impossible.

  5. #5
    Nismo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    CA Section
    Posts
    1,294
    Reputation
    93
    Thanks
    141
    My Mood
    In Love
    Do you get food? you get internet? boot camp my ass
    Previously Armalite42



  6. #6
    Ed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Gender
    female
    Location
    New Zealand
    Posts
    18,294
    Reputation
    1007
    Thanks
    1,163
    My Mood
    In Love
    Quote Originally Posted by Armalite42 View Post
    Do you get food? you get internet? boot camp my ass
    New Zealand fag





  7. #7
    Hugo Chavez's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    in a package of SKITTLES
    Posts
    3,880
    Reputation
    105
    Thanks
    322
    Quote Originally Posted by XxAussy1995xX View Post
    the fact that you're on mpgh surprises me. your flag is american and "boot camp" refers to the marines training. how your on mpgh and boot camp is pretty much impossible.
    How? I singed up for the experience. It's not like I did anything wrong.

  8. #8
    Ed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Gender
    female
    Location
    New Zealand
    Posts
    18,294
    Reputation
    1007
    Thanks
    1,163
    My Mood
    In Love
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo Chavez View Post
    How? I singed up for the experience. It's not like I did anything wrong.
    Internet at boot camp
    and I'm homosexual





  9. #9
    Cal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Gender
    male
    Location
    MPGH faggots.
    Posts
    5,554
    Reputation
    394
    Thanks
    825
    lol bootcamp
    that so funny

  10. #10
    Kirigaya Kazuto's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Wall of shame
    Posts
    1,747
    Reputation
    120
    Thanks
    85
    So much fail troll in one single thread.

    Im Jazk


  11. #11
    Hugo Chavez's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    in a package of SKITTLES
    Posts
    3,880
    Reputation
    105
    Thanks
    322
    Quote Originally Posted by John Key View Post


    Internet at boot camp
    and I'm homosexual
    Oh...I don't live at boot camp. I signed up for 10 hours every day, for 18 weeks.

  12. #12
    Smurfyv's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    -
    Posts
    7,703
    Reputation
    144
    Thanks
    480
    wow..what a d*ck

  13. #13
    Hugo Chavez's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    in a package of SKITTLES
    Posts
    3,880
    Reputation
    105
    Thanks
    322
    Well I'm going to sleep, I am tired. I'll check back in a few hours.

  14. #14
    Sir Nathan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    In a 3rd World Country
    Posts
    1,328
    Reputation
    68
    Thanks
    132
    My Mood
    Pensive
    I don't usually troll, but I say you are both fake and gay. Hugo Chavez my ass.

    It is possible that he is at bootcamp AND at MPGH, not at the same time but you do not have to live at the bootcamp. Yet, his name is Hugo Chavez. Don't believe a word he says. Fucking demagogue.
    God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.

  15. #15
    Bum Slap's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    326
    Reputation
    2
    Thanks
    5
    My Mood
    Shocked
    When i saw this thread i almost got excited and thought you had joined the military, fucking candy asses around here

Page 1 of 5 123 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. I CONQUER SPAMMERS CORNER FROM CLARK just for today
    By AN1MAL in forum Spammers Corner
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 12-21-2006, 05:41 PM
  2. I feel so Bad today.
    By sf0d in forum General
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 09-06-2006, 07:02 PM
  3. Who Will Win today?
    By gunot in forum General
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 02-21-2006, 02:17 PM
  4. Testing a few sigs today
    By Merforga in forum Art & Graphic Design
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 02-07-2006, 08:12 PM
  5. MY GALLERY I MADE ALL THESE TODAY MY FIRST SIGS lol
    By $GHOST$ in forum Art & Graphic Design
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 02-05-2006, 08:13 AM