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    FUCK OW.

    So I was in the middle of the desert in a sandstorm and I got sand in my eye.

    That was about 4+ hours ago.

    It is still there.

    IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHER BITCH



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    ahahahahaahahahahaha.
    You now blind nigga.

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    Oh my god, my eyes are watering due to the pain. And I cant see out of my right eye



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    Visine up in that bitch. Eyewash station, if theres one availuable. Hospital, if you don't believe this is real life.
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    That's why urban humans don't go to the desert
    They do not have the adaptation
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    rubbing alcohol always works

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    lolol.
    Okay serious, go to a doctor, they'll wash your eye.
    IT WILL HURT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA, but youll be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    That's why urban humans don't go to the desert
    They do not have the adaptation
    It was a haboob. Not even mexicans can survive one



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    Run at a large wall.
    Fixes everything

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    Quote Originally Posted by Intrepidus View Post
    Run at a large wall.
    Fixes everything
    Fack you bro



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    Quote Originally Posted by Moto View Post


    It was a haboob. Not even mexicans can survive one
    Arabians and Camels can
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moto View Post
    So I was in the middle of the desert in a sandstorm and I got sand in my eye.

    That was about 4+ hours ago.

    It is still there.

    IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHER BITCH
    Like a mother bitch?


    Forfeit the game, before somebody
    else takes you outta the frame.
    And puts your name to shame
    Cover up your face, you can't
    run the race the pace is too fast
    You just won't last.

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    I can Moto.
    Jelly? /

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