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    Oh my god.

    So tonight my mom and I got into a fight so I left. I rode my bike down to McDonalds and met Chayton there. While I was crossing the street there was CHP about ten feet away from me driving as I bunny-hopped the median. Then we walked over to Starbucks for WiFi and there were two cops that drove by, it's a miracle they didn't see us/stop. So then we rode our bikes to Chayton's house and walked to a AM/PM about a mile away.

    When we got there, we got some food and went to the city park to sit down and eat some of it. On our way over to the park, we saw the city's SUV Cop car and it shines its lights at us. We ran like fuck into the middle of the park and sat down to eat. As we were finishing up, we were walking out of the park. I was smoking a cig and we saw a cop (crown vic, not SUV). Naturally, we ducked down in a bush. But he saw the sprinklers spraying up in the air, because we broke them a month or so ago.

    So we're hiding in a fucking bush, and the the cop comes by again. I put out my cig, and jump back into the fucking bush and we hid for about 20 minutes. The cop proceeded to circle the park around 20 times. Finally we booked it into an alley and walked a couple hundred yards. We got to another intersection, saw some lights and hid behind a minivan. It turned out to be another cop, and it drove right by us. Then we walked another 100 yards and heard another car coming. We said, it's probably a fucking cop. We hid behind some cement stones and the cop drove by slow as fuck. If we weren't hiding, we would've gotten arrested.

    So tl;dr we almost got fucking arrested a billion times.

    Jesus Christ.



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    You have some serious bush hiding skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stay Brutal View Post
    You have some serious bush hiding skills.
    It's what I do.



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    You must be part mexican.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J Miliam View Post
    You must be part mexican.
    Either 1/8 or 1/4, I forget.



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    Holy shit xD Talk about a thrill of a night!
    Imma sit back... Eat some pancakes, and chill with mah

    RAINBOW POLAH BEAR XD


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    Sounds like something you hear from movie thrills .

    _<span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span>_


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Lonely View Post
    Sounds like something you hear from movie thrills .
    Is that a compliment?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Moto View Post


    Is that a compliment?
    Depends how you want to take it .

    _<span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span><span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span> <span class="EmojiInput mj230" title="Black Heart Suit ::hearts::"></span>_


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Lonely View Post


    Depends how you want to take it .
    How did you mean it?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Moto View Post


    It's what I do.
    How do you fit all that fat into a bush?

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    I'd just go to Chaytons place and make sandwiches there .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinnie the Pooh View Post


    How do you fit all that fat into a bush?
    It was more or less, a hedge. And we were behind the hedge



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    Lol ur a convict

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    Lol ur a convict
    I so bad with my broken sprinklers.



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