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    Quote Originally Posted by iSlore View Post
    thats why you get a lock on your door
    No, thats why u make sure no one in the house. And when ur parents or relatives ring the door bell, u zip up ur pants and open the door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Opticz View Post


    No, thats why u make sure no one in the house. And when ur parents or relatives ring the door bell, u zip up ur pants and open the door.
    YOU WILL NEVER BE FUCKING SAFE WHEN MASTURBATING.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
    YOU WILL NEVER BE FUCKING SAFE WHEN MASTURBATING.
    Well, sometimes i go to bathroom and just lock the door
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    Quote Originally Posted by Opticz View Post


    Well, sometimes i go to bathroom and just lock the door
    THAT CANT EVEN BE REMOTELY SAFE IN THE SLIGHTEST.

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    i don't call it fapping i call it jacking off.
    my mom caught me watching one of my grandpas pornos then i was 7 ... it was a little farm gurl styled .. and it was in the "Bush" period ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
    THAT CANT EVEN BE REMOTELY SAFE IN THE SLIGHTEST.
    Yes it is.
    I find this thread hard to jackulate to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gamerboy667 View Post
    i don't call it fapping i call it jacking off.
    my mom caught me watching one of my grandpas pornos then i was 7 ... it was a little farm gurl styled .. and it was in the "Bush" period ...
    Ew.

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    This is why I enjoy living in the basement with the stairs beside my room. I hear EVERYTHING that comes up and down the stairs even my pet hedgehog
    but it's not fapping I'm worried about i just don't want anyone to walk in while i'm doing the do with my gf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opticz View Post

    Yes it is.
    I find this thread hard to jackulate to.
    We need hot women pronto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EgoRaptor View Post
    We need hot women pronto.
    Mhmm. Mina? =D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Opticz View Post


    Mhmm.
    Fuck yall dicks.
    They're dicks cant be fucked, so they fap.


    Post pics or gtfo lol

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