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    Stupid Jokes

    So I heard a stupid but funny joke to day:

    Q: What is a horny pirates worst nightmare?

    A: A Sunken chest and no booty

    Get it?



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    yeah I do get it

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    Two nails are walking down the road. One got hit by a car and the another got brother in army.

    get it?

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    No Toilet Paper

    There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

    Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

    While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

    Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

    All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

    The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.

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    That's supposed to be a joke?

    Im Jazk


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    What kind of human is black man when he jumps into sea?

    wet.

    fucking fail

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    joke thread?

    say this to a girl to get in her pants


    "next time we play house, you be the door and i'll slam you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by /b/oss View Post
    What kind of human is black man when he jumps into sea?

    wet.

    fucking fail
    EPIC JOKE IS EPIC!
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