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    how to annoy people at subway

    this is how to annoy people who work at subway. (PLEASE FORGIVE ME IF U WORK THERE)

    1) ask them to cut the cheese into 1/4's, when they finish tell them that you want them to be whole pieces of cheese.
    2) argue over bread.
    3) keep changing your order
    4) ask to sample a bag of chips, open one and say you don't like it. Repeat over and over
    5) ask for an eight inch sandwich
    6) tell them you want it toasted, after itís done tell them you didn't ask for it that way
    7) pay in pennies
    8) ask to have the seeds taken out of the pickles
    9) ask for all the vegetables, then tell them no onion
    10) ask where the nearest Quiznos is
    11) order in pig Latin
    12) ask your imaginary friend what they want
    13) talk in third person
    14) pretend that youíre at a five star restaurant
    15) call them Jared
    16) sing your order in an opera voice
    17) ask them to toast a salad
    18) ask for the shredded cheese, but just the white (or orange)
    19) drum on the plexi glass
    20) tell them annoying weird facts as they make your sandwich
    21) if they ask you how youíre doing, tell them "well the good news is they are naming a disease after me"
    22) tell them your order backwards
    23) laugh maniacally occasionally
    24) tell them all about your last therapy session, and then threaten to sue if they tell anyone
    25) ask if they deliver, then walk out
    26) order 25 sandwiches, then walk out when they are all done
    27) ask if they take (make up credit card)
    28) ask for a vegetarian BMT
    29) ask them what gender they are
    30) clear your throat every other word
    31) Answer every question with yes
    32) meow occasionally
    33) ask for a pen, then pay in cash
    34) say hi to everyone you see
    35) talk in a fake accent
    36) gallop, make horse sounds
    37) sing annoying songs that will get stuck in their head (It's a small world, This is the song that never ends, etc.)
    38) repeat everything you say
    39) repeat everything they say
    40) cover your eyes, then say "you can't see me"
    41) have the following conversation a several times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
    42) leave a mess on your table
    43) ask them strange questions, then write in a notebook muttering about a "psychological evaluation"
    44) start by talking loudly, gradually talk softer and softer
    45) order one of their party subs for the 30th of Feb.
    46) write a check for a penny, then pay the rest of the order in cash
    47) hum the Mission Impossible theme song
    48) every time they look down, laugh
    49) tell them youíre allergic to something, then order it on you sandwich
    50) walk in one minute before they close, get a huge order, and sit for hours
    51) tell them this entire list
    52) cry
    53) When they ask you if you want something, scoff and say what do you think?
    54) order a Big Mac
    55) do mime impersonations
    56) ask in a loud voice if they have taken care of their "little problem"
    57) talk in haiku
    58) stand in the corner facing the wall, mumble
    59) give them a 10 when paying, then insist you gave them a fifty.
    60) tell them they are mispronouncing simple words.
    61) walk away in the middle of your order
    62) come back after an hour and ask where you sandwich is
    63) constantly look at the ceiling
    64) keep you eyes crossed
    65) sit at a table, then complain that you havenít seen your server yet
    66) pretend youíre superman
    67) use comic book sound effects
    68) pretend to talk on a cell, donít have one with you
    69) complain about everything
    70) dance around Subway
    71) ask when the next train leaves
    72) spit
    73) hop like a bunny/frog
    74) spell your order out loud
    75) concentrate, tell them youíre sending your order to them psychically
    76) argue with yourself
    77) ask for something they donít have
    78) when they say they donít have it, pout
    79) pay in monopoly money (or some other board game)
    80) insist on fresh from the vine meat
    81) the signs say no shoes, no shirt, no service, but they donít say anything about pants
    82) bring a Chihuahua in, when they say no pets, tell them it isnít a pet, itís a family member
    83) try to pay with one of those fake credit cards that a sometimes sent in the mail
    84) crawl, say ďgooĒ a lot
    85) Tell them youíre succeeding from the US, ask if you could have your headquarters in the Subway
    86) exaggerate your movements
    87) ask them why Jared is getting big again
    88) ask them if they want to be in a movie with (insert actor here) when they say yes, tell them you do to
    89) order bread with noting on it, complain about how bland it is
    90) ask to talk to their manager, then ask to talk to his
    91) narrate all their movements
    92) critique everything they do
    93) pretend like you went to school with them, make up an outrageous story, then tell them you sister are expecting their first child support check from them soon
    94) make car noises
    95) go to sleep at one of the tables, when they wake you up and tell you no loitering, tell them you werenít you were sleeping.
    96) talk in slow motion
    97) enunciate every single letter
    98) say the poor little (insert animal here) when they put the meat on your sandwich
    99) ask for you sandwich to be cut in three pieces, no four, no three, heck just cut it in two. RepeatÖ
    100) ask if the canned drinks have free refills
    101) eat most of your sandwich, then say you weren't 100% satisfied, ask for a refund

    i suggest you try all of these


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    nah ull prolly get kicked out


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    Haha funny as hell, I brought my phone to subway and went to this thread then tried all of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heath Ledger View Post
    Haha funny as hell, I brought my phone to subway and went to this thread then tried all of them
    Bullshit .
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    LMFAO .

    THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY xD
    i might do this but I like FUCKING LOVE subway xD
    I was really immature when I joined this site for Crossfire in 2011, I'm back now after a ban and hope to provide some HQ content!

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    102) put your gum on the glass when there not looking and insist it wasnt you when you get caught. Ive done it


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