This is the best one i got so far =/
Suck my dick!
Where is it?
Right behind you.
But I can't see you.
Fine. Would you suck Jade's dick?
User: Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: Dogs are cute.
User: So you rather suck a dog's dick?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: How big is the dog's dick?
Cleverbot: Big. Very big.
User: So you know how to swallow well?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.