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    Cleverbot

    I stumbled upon Cleverbot earlier, after seeing it in someone's sig, and it is cracking me up. It is an artificial intelligence bot that you can have a conversation with.

    Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

    Here is my last convo

    Code:
    Are you a male or a female?
    Female.
    
    Are you sure, have you checked if you have a dick?
    Yes.
    Want to suck my dick?
    Sure.
    Can I suck your dick?
    Sure. Can I bring mine?
    See, you do have a dick.
    Don't.
    If you don't have a dick then why would you say I can suck your dick?
    Um... Will you marry me?
    Why would i marry a hermaphrodite?
    Please? I love you! I need you!
    Post your funny conversations with Cleverbot XD

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    No but seriously, dave should add a sperate section for Clever bot xD
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    Old is old. But hey, lemme talk to him and get something for you.
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    lol my latest convo with clever bot
    Code:
    Do you like candy?
    Yes I like candy.
    Do you want some?
    H-Have some what?
    Candy.
    Not candy.
    If you want some candy all you have to do is get in my van.
    *want some*.
    Then get in my van.
    What kind do you have?
    All kinds.



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    Wow CLever BOt All Over Again !

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    Cleverbot is a funny dude.





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    This is the best one i got so far =/
    Code:
    Suck my dick!
    Where is it?
    Right behind you.
    But I can't see you.
    Fine. Would you suck Jade's dick?
    Yes.
    Code:
     User: Suck my dick.
    
    Cleverbot: Dogs are cute.
    
    User: So you rather suck a dog's dick?
    
    Cleverbot: I know.
    
    User: How big is the dog's dick?
    
    Cleverbot: Big. Very big.
    
    User: So you know how to swallow well?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes I do.
    Last edited by Pie; 08-10-2011 at 09:40 PM.

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    lol my latest convo with clever bot

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