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    fuck my life

    storrrryy time

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    so 1 of my friend after lifting last friday wanted to come get stoned at my place, i said sure so he drove me there. We didnt want my grandma to smell the weed so i offered to go into are football coaches house. he lives in the same building just a different condo and he is only home on wensdays (it was friday) he agreed so i got us in we got fucking stoned as fuck and crashed there. In the morning we cleaned hella made everything perfect buuuut we had thrown away the plastic bottle bong in the trash can, so yesterday are coach came back and he found it, unfortunetly he also knew what it was, and my grandma told him i had a friend with me. i was not home at the time i was in aberdeen (like 30 miles away), he does not know who the friend is yet, but my grandma now remembers his name, and will tell him next time she sees him, so not only dus he know i was there smokin weed but he also knows i had a friend with me and since my grandma is gnna tell him he will find out
    this guy is very very very VERY scary when hes pissed, he has made 4 people cry hes fucking insanely scary lol
    fuck me
    Quote Originally Posted by sTaXx View Post
    Here's a summary for the lazy-asses.
    Hyak smoking weed with a friend in another persons house, they cleaned up but left the plastic bottle bong in the trash. The dude that lives there found it, and Hyak is scared cause he's a scary motherfucker.

    You're welcome

    inb4tl;dr
    ANND
    coolstorybro


    shorter story (not all that cool but jus cuz i can)

    as i said i was in aberdeen, i was chilling with this guy who grows weed got fuckin stoned for the 2 days i was gone, i was so stoned i though condoms were poptarts (till i opened the box so i didnt rly eat them lul), yesterday night i chilled at a bar even tho im 17, and a cop walked in so i was jus like freakin in my head while i had my poker face out lul



    and since 80% of you wont read all that heres a bunny with a pancake on its head
    Last edited by Hyak; 08-11-2011 at 08:26 PM.

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    Yay a story
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    Cool story. But how scary is he D:

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    There's no "idgaf" vote. So I'm not voting.


    Forfeit the game, before somebody
    else takes you outta the frame.
    And puts your name to shame
    Cover up your face, you can't
    run the race the pace is too fast
    You just won't last.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sTaXx View Post
    There's no "idgaf" vote. So I'm not voting.
    leave the thread then and dont comment punk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyak View Post


    leave the thread then and dont comment punk
    Nawww. I read it


    Forfeit the game, before somebody
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    You just won't last.

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    Face ur problem and go confess your only way out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sTaXx View Post


    Nawww. I read it
    like a boss

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    Face ur problem and go confess your only way out.
    moving to europe

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    I'm not reading this :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessika View Post
    I'm not reading this :/
    i probly wouldnt either :P

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    Here's a summary for the lazy-asses.
    Hyak smoking weed with a friend in another persons house, they cleaned up but left the plastic bottle bong in the trash. The dude that lives there found it, and Hyak is scared cause he's a scary motherfucker.

    You're welcome


    Forfeit the game, before somebody
    else takes you outta the frame.
    And puts your name to shame
    Cover up your face, you can't
    run the race the pace is too fast
    You just won't last.

    Feel free to add me to either:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyak View Post


    i probly wouldnt either :P
    Why'd you post this then O_O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pie View Post
    Why'd you post this then O_O
    not all are like that...

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    Didn't read anything.
    Based on the pall this now worth it.

    Im Jazk


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    You guys are stupid.
    Why didn't you do shrooms? At least shrooms don't involve bongs.

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