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    FUCK ME

    Its 8:22, I have to be at a series of meetings between 9-9:30. I'm currently on the toilet with explosive direah (ikinsr) via my blackberry. Thank you Dortios flavoured blazing jalapeno. You ruined chances at a job today.

    Wish me luck getting there on time

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    tweet motherfucking tweet

    I wish you luck with your shitfest and your job.



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    Good luck, hope you get better before all these meetings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicdel View Post
    Good luck, hope you get better before all these meetings
    Well we wouldn't want him shitting himself in the meeting now would we?



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    Great, on the toilet while pooping and I have a loogie in my mouth. Fuck me even more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oompa Loompa 2.0 View Post


    Well we wouldn't want him shitting himself in the meeting now would we?
    That'd be shit.

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    Good luck
    Remember knock on the door , wait till they tell you to come in , then wait till they tell you to sit down




     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicdel View Post
    That'd be shit.
    Literally.



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    In the ass?

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    Gg. Its 8:43 and it takes me an hour to get there.

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    Just tell them you had explosive diarrhea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Just tell them you had explosive diarrhea.
    They might think its a bad joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicdel View Post
    They might think its a bad joke
    Or they might appreciate his honesty, and dismiss it.



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