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    Austin drunkkkkkk ft condom machinee

    kkkkkkkkkkk so Austin drunk at a bar + condoms

    (4:02 PM) austin:
    *Aff
    *Grats
    (4:02 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *Late
    (4:03 PM) austin:
    *Well geeze I'm so sorry
    *But I'm kinda drunk
    (4:03 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *lol
    (4:03 PM) austin:
    *Aff
    *Dude
    (4:03 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *sup?
    (4:03 PM) austin:
    *I love having a fake id
    *So much
    (4:03 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *How old you?
    *17?
    *18?
    (4:03 PM) austin:
    *16
    *17 in dec
    *;D
    (4:04 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *Nice
    (4:04 PM) austin:
    *I'm at a bar atm too
    *I love it
    (4:04 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *So, you did what with your fid?
    *At a bar
    *Thats what I was asking
    *haha
    *Awesome
    (4:04 PM) austin:
    *;D
    (4:04 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *Do you look 21 /fp
    (4:04 PM) austin:
    *19 in canada
    *And ya with my beard
    *If I shave I look 18
    (4:05 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *got ya.
    *you should send a pic
    *so i can judge
    *;]
    (4:05 PM) austin:
    *Mmz
    (4:05 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *do et
    *you on your phone?
    austin sends:

    Open(Alt+P) *(4:*5 PM) aus*in:
    Kk
    De* u*go
    ;D

    You have successfully received C:\Users\Administrator\Documents\My Received Files\IMG-20110814-00405.jpg fr*m austin.

    (4:06 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *ahahaha
    (4:08 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *what are you drinkin?
    (4:08 PM) austin:
    *Id says I'm 20 tho
    (4:09 PM) austin:
    *Calrsberg mmz
    (4:09 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *never tried
    (4:09 PM) austin:
    *Just had a shot of absolut
    (4:10 PM) austin:
    *Aff
    *7.40 a pint
    *Expensive here
    (4:10 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *whats your name?
    *
    (4:10 PM) austin:
    *Austin
    *Y
    (4:10 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *On your fakeid dipshit
    (4:10 PM) austin:
    *Austin
    *Same name
    *Real name
    (4:10 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *good
    *last name?
    *its not the same is it?
    (4:11 PM) austin:
    *Yes y
    (4:11 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *oh lol
    *never seen a fakeid
    *
    austin sends:

    Open(Alt+P)
    (4:11 PM) au*tin:
    I took this picture*last week
    Whe* I*got it

    You have successfully received C:\Users\Administrator\Documents\My Received Files\IMG-20110810-00393.jpg fr*m austin.

    (4:12 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *how old are you?
    *2 lazy 2 do math
    (4:12 PM) austin:
    *16
    (4:12 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *on the fakeid
    */fp
    (4:12 PM) austin:
    *Says 20 on fake id
    (4:12 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *they let you in?
    *at 20?
    *oh wait
    *you live in canada?
    (4:13 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *you mentioned that up there
    (4:13 PM) austin:
    *Yap (:
    (4:13 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *so its 19 to drink?
    (4:13 PM) austin:
    *Ye
    (4:14 PM) austin:
    *19 for everything
    *18 in quebec
    (4:14 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *thats fucking sweet
    *minus driving
    austin sends:

    Open(Alt+P)
    (4:14 *M) [MPGH] Insane:
    driving i*16 here in the states
    *(4:14 PM) austin:
    Das fucked up
    (4:14 PM) [MPGH] In*;]n*:

    i got my permit
    (4:14 PM) au*tin:
    14 for a pint *nd*a shot

    You have successfully received C:\Users\Administrator\Documents\My Received Files\IMG-20110814-00406.jpg fr*m austin.

    (4:14 PM) austin:
    *Driving is 16 in canada aswell
    (4:14 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *oh
    *..
    (4:14 PM) austin:
    *Rofld
    (4:15 PM) austin:
    *All my change is in quarters
    *Sigh
    *4 in quarters gingling in my pocket
    *Afff
    (4:16 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *they have those in canada?
    *just kidding
    (4:17 PM) austin:
    *Aff
    *We have loonies and toonies
    (4:17 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *lol are you serious?
    *
    (4:17 PM) austin:
    *Loonie = dollar coin
    *Toonie = 2 dollar coin
    (4:17 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *thats freaking sweet
    *but the names are odd
    *lol
    (4:17 PM) austin:
    *Naw
    *Names are cool as fuck
    *;D
    *Das y strip bars suck
    (4:17 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *lul
    (4:18 PM) austin:
    *Can't throw coins at strippers
    *;/
    (4:18 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *aww
    (4:18 PM) austin:
    *D; ikr
    *The music here sucks
    *
    (4:18 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *lul
    *whats your #?
    (4:19 PM) austin:
    *My cell? Y
    (4:19 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *texting?
    *want mine first nigga
    *Oh wait
    *Canada and US
    *can they still text?
    *
    (4:19 PM) austin:
    *Ya but it costs moni
    (4:19 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *rly?
    *even if i have unlimited?
    (4:19 PM) austin:
    *Unless u got a ca-us unlimited
    (4:19 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *gaygaygay
    (4:20 PM) austin:
    *Ya ikr
    *Well
    *Honestly
    *I was with telus ( a service provider in canada) and I txted to the states and I didn't see any of that on my bill
    (4:20 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *hmm
    (4:21 PM) austin:
    *But now I'm with rogers (a service provider) and it shows up on my bill
    *Gai eh?
    (4:21 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *that is gay
    *and tbh ive heard of telus
    (4:22 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *my service provider is COX
    *lol
    *aha
    (4:22 PM) austin:
    * I'm drunk
    *Fku
    *3 pints 2 shots
    (4:23 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *it's like knowing your high when your high
    (4:23 PM) austin:
    *Cox? Pfffft
    (4:23 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *lol yeah
    *sounds like cocks
    (4:23 PM) austin:
    *Well being drunk is funner than being high
    *Being high (on weed) is childsplay to me
    (4:23 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *Probably.
    (4:24 PM) austin:
    *Smoked every day in grade 10
    (4:24 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *want to know something sad
    *remeber that wake n bake i said i would do
    (4:24 PM) austin:
    *Ya
    (4:24 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *and your like Congratulations! You'll be thinking about me when you do it.
    *I actually did aww
    (4:25 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *not even lying hah
    (4:25 PM) austin:
    *;D see
    *I knew it
    *Cuz I said it, so it was on ur sub-consous
    *Dunno how to spell that
    *
    (4:25 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *sub concious?
    *maybe?
    *idk
    *im a fucking turrible spellur
    (4:26 PM) austin:
    *Conscious*
    *My msn has spellcheck
    *;D
    (4:26 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *gay
    *what fone you got
    (4:26 PM) austin:
    *I typed in wat u said and that came up
    (4:26 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *your typing
    (4:26 PM) austin:
    *Blackberry curve 9300
    (4:26 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *really fast
    *oh no wonder
    *lul
    (4:26 PM) austin:
    *Ike
    *Ikr
    *I fucking love it
    (4:28 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *https://www.mpgh.net/forum/48-spammer...ot-corner.html
    *when i was a newb
    *ahaha
    (4:28 PM) austin:
    *No internet outside of wifi hotspots
    (4:28 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *how the fuck are you on msn
    *
    *and how would you know i got mm then?
    (4:28 PM) austin:
    *I'm mobile - no data plan
    (4:29 PM) austin:
    *Msn fb tumblr and others - social media plan
    *Which I got
    *
    *And I knew u got it via desktop
    *I just logged on my mobile
    *I got 2 msns
    *1 for mobile and 1 for desktop
    *Btw
    (4:30 PM) austin:
    *Add
    (4:30 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *orly i c
    (4:30 PM) austin:
    *austinjefferey@live.de
    *Das my desktop msn
    (4:30 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *ik
    (4:30 PM) austin:
    *Ya
    *I'm drunk
    *:/ fml
    (4:30 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *why fml
    (4:30 PM) austin:
    *I gotta pee too
    *:x
    (4:30 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *walk home
    (4:30 PM) austin:
    *Afff
    *No
    *Lol
    (4:30 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *haha
    *did you drive
    (4:30 PM) austin:
    *2 hrs? Nty
    (4:31 PM) austin:
    *No
    (4:31 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *oh
    (4:31 PM) austin:
    *Took a bus
    (4:31 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *a bus
    *lul
    *you can be drunk
    *on a bus
    *lul
    (4:31 PM) austin:
    *20 min bus + subway drivr
    *Drive
    (4:31 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *you can be drunk on a subway
    (4:32 PM) austin:
    *Btw I can spell when I'm drunk
    *Ik I can
    *Y u sayin dat
    *;D
    (4:32 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *because you said
    *fml
    (4:32 PM) austin:
    *Huh
    *When
    (4:32 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *why you fmling and :/ing
    *YOU FUCKING ARE DRUNK
    (4:32 PM) austin:
    *Ya ik
    (4:32 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *(4:30 PM) austin:
    *Ya
    *I'm drunk
    *:/ fml

    (4:33 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *LOL I even asked RIGHT after you said that "Why fml?"
    (4:33 PM) austin:
    *Fml cuz I gotta go home
    *4:30 pm
    (4:33 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *oh lol so
    (4:33 PM) austin:
    *D;
    (4:33 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *yeah
    *so what
    *4:33 actually
    (4:36 PM) austin:
    *Aff fu
    (4:36 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *nou
    *listening to all this shit dubstep
    *on ufk's channel
    *its shit
    austin sends:

    Open(Alt+P) *(4:36 PM) austin: * * Rofld

    You have successfully received C:\Users\Administrator\Documents\My Received Files\IMG-20110814-00407.jpg fr*m austin.

    (4:37 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *LOL
    *Loonie
    *<3
    (4:37 PM) austin:
    *Condom vending machine
    (4:38 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *iT IS
    *I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT
    *LOOL
    *OH GOD IT IS
    *AHAHAHAHA
    *I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR TRAIN TICKETS
    *BAHAHAHA
    (4:38 PM) austin:
    *Rofl
    (4:38 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *mpgh thread yes or no
    (4:38 PM) austin:
    *4 condom options
    (4:38 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *i know
    (4:38 PM) austin:
    *1 breath mint options
    (4:38 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *LOL
    *THEY ACTUALLY
    *AHAHAHAHAHA
    (4:39 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *BREATH ASSURE
    *AHAHAAHAHAAHAAH
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    (4:39 PM) austin:
    *1 "collectable" tattoo option
    (4:39 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *wtf
    (4:39 PM) austin:
    *Their bathrooms are amazing
    (4:39 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *lul
    (4:39 PM) austin:
    *I bought a condom
    (4:39 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *picture
    *now
    *;]
    *which type
    *did you get?
    austin sends:

    Open(Alt+P) *(4:40*PM) austin:
    Idno
    I put a loonie *n to see what came out
    Was hoping for a mint
    (4:41 PM) [MPGH] In*ane: * *
    haha

    You have successfully received C:\Users\Administrator\Documents\My Received Files\IMG-20110814-00409.jpg fr*m austin.

    (4:41 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *its a 3n1!
    *awesome
    (4:41 PM) austin:
    *Ya






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    With that receipt it looks like austin drank alone

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    so long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    With that receipt it looks like austin drank alone
    (5:00 PM) austin:
    *I did
    (5:01 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *forget me much?
    *
    (5:01 PM) austin:
    *Was bored on a rainy sunday so I drank
    * I'm so sorry
    *<3
    (5:01 PM) [MPGH] Insane:
    *<3
    .

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    Drinking alone

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    I thought it was shorter.
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    Could care less how far you guys get

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    well oh lawdy.. look what thread it is.

    game booster 2.3 premium + serial

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    Dam this shit is long to read >.>
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    I'm sorry this is so blunt, but who the fuck cares about your conversations?

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    Huh, Condom vending machine.

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    Condom, rub on tattoo, tylenol vending machine. I lold when I seen it.

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