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    my dick just farted

    no joke, it made the sound

    my dick just farted

    not sure whats going on, i was taking a piss then all of a sudden BOOOOM!
    fart frm the dick..

    google says its normal..
    its called a quof or something..

    still very confused and scared..


    WHAT DO I DO GUISE..


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    Kill yourself .

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    Try peeing from your ass now, think they switch functions

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    I suggest you take the name InHuman since you're not human and change your current name to the current Inhumans name.

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    HAHAHAH omg i lol'ed + the comments

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    if google says its normal, then don't worry...
    Lol, dude ur dick farted xD
























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    err? Gourav, you are a weirdo.





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    You're fucked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaara97 View Post
    Try peeing from your ass now, think they switch functions
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    Urban Dictionary says:

    ''ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

    NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra...Example: After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss he would quof and splatter urine everywhere.''
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    err? Gourav, you are a weirdo.
    and you think he got to GM
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    Gourav threads for the win



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