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    Can she make a sandwich?





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    WHAT IS SHE DOING DRIVING IN THE KITCHEN???????????

    had to make that jk
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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post
    I did something amazingly stupid on my way home today, some jackass was going 25 in a 35 and had a line of two cars behind him, the third being me. I decided to go into the opposite lane and blast past him, saw that there was a car heading towards me so I punched it to 100 and just barely made it back into my lane after passing everyone.
    Silly fucknut.

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    Hmm...they make the road test too easy. Bad drivers pass all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pie View Post
    Hmm...they make the road test too easy. Bad drivers pass all the time.
    I agree, the process is too easy to get a license in the US. Places like Germany require a shit ton of testing and qualification to get a license and because it costs thousands of dollars to get a license it actually means that who ever wants one has to make sure they know what the fuck they're doing otherwise that money will go to waste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pie View Post
    Hmm...they make the road test too easy. Bad drivers pass all the time.
    @Pie why you so smart....
    It's like in almost every post .___.

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    Gonna let daddy borrow her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by luojunkai123 View Post
    @Pie why you so smart....
    It's like in almost every post .___.
    Aw... thanks.

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    wow... what a crazy girl...

    too bad shes a horrible driver...

    no hand jobs while she driving
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    Quote Originally Posted by ғᴜᴋᴏᴊʀ View Post
    OH and she said fruitista freezes looked disgusting, she tried it, and was like this is fucking amazing
    Your girlfriend is a communist.



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    Just fuck her in the car

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Key View Post
    Can she make a sandwich?
    I only date girls that can

    @Jamal of course

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    k..so whats your point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mina's undies View Post
    k..so whats your point?
    No point

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