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    My girl

    Turned 16 four days ago, she got her license (Mind you she isn't responsible she brings a pillow to sleep in classes), she took me to dinner and drives like a maniac

    She drove over a trash can this morning...

    OH and she said fruitista freezes looked disgusting, she tried it, and was like this is fucking amazing

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    Cool story bro. No but really, bitches are crazy drivers.

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    Bad at driving cars, good at driving my dick

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    So you can now have sex with her in her car





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    Quote Originally Posted by ғᴜᴋᴏᴊʀ View Post
    Bad at driving cars, good at driving my dick
    Cool fucking story bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ғᴜᴋᴏᴊʀ View Post
    Bad at driving cars, good at driving my dick
    Ahaaaaaaaaaaa

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    i hope u dont die in a car crash bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Key View Post
    So you can now have sex with her in her car
    Not while she's driving she gonna run into a fucking stopsign

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    Free Tristan <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by BizMark View Post
    i hope u dont die in a car crash bro
    She came to pick me up and I was like brb gonna right my will and she slapped me lightly on the cheek

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    Quote Originally Posted by ғᴜᴋᴏᴊʀ View Post


    She came to pick me up and I was like brb gonna right my will and she slapped me lightly on the cheek
    LOL =p

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    Quote Originally Posted by ғᴜᴋᴏᴊʀ View Post


    Not while she's driving she gonna run into a fucking stopsign
    She gonna run into a stop sign anyway

    now you can get her to drive you at nights and shit





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    I did something amazingly stupid on my way home today, some jackass was going 25 in a 35 and had a line of two cars behind him, the third being me. I decided to go into the opposite lane and blast past him, saw that there was a car heading towards me so I punched it to 100 and just barely made it back into my lane after passing everyone.

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    You should drive.

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    LOL no point of having a girl that only knows how to have sex. : P

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