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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post
    You just have to be chilled. If you stress out you will screw it up. Just talk to her as you would talk to a friend. No reason to be nervous
    Roger that sir

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    Good luck on getting one.

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    have a friend thats a girl and tlak to her as a friend when u are comfortable go find someone


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    Easy convo starter:

    "Hey, do you mind I need to stick my dick in your vaginal entrance"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.1337 View Post
    Easy convo starter:

    "Hey, do you mind I need to stick my dick in your vaginal entrance"
    ^ Always works .

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    If you can't talk to a girl properly, then you're like Rajesh Koothrapali.

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    Musics a good conversation starter.
    No longer fear the razor guarding my heel.


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    just say the usual. hi im bob the janitor.
    always works.


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    you must be really desperate to ask on MPGH.
    I see what you did there.

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    95% of MPGH doesn't have a girlfriend. Bad place to ask for advice. How old are you?
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    Try the same pickup line my science teacher uses
    You have beautiful irises

    my advice on the other page was the best

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    What you need to do is stop talking about ponies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    What you need to do is stop talking about ponies?
    even if the Pony got swag?




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    Quote Originally Posted by tHeDoCtOr46 View Post
    you want like this


    Or

    HOLY SHIT. I WANT THEM ALL
    aw yeah, now i gotta mastrubate. wish me luck
























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