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    McDonald's apple pie box

    Ok well my parents jut dropped by the house... and they were kind enough to give me some Mickey D's (even though i prefer my mothers cooking instead).
    I was taking a bite into their crappy ass so called "juicy and flavorful" southern style chicken... honestly, shit was pretty dry... and i had to load the lil fucker up with ketchup....

    I finished that and went on to the apple pie... and ate that under-cooked piece of shit.... thank god i was at home giving me access to milk to wash that P.O.S down. But right when I was about to clean up I noticed something on the apple pie box that seemed quite intriguing... or somewhat...



    On the box you see the bold... APPLE PIE thing... but if you actually pay attention and read the message... it seems quite harsh..

    just incase some of you cant read it it says "MOM DIDN'T HAVE TIME TODAY SO WE MADE YOU THIS BAKED APPLE PIE"...

    First of all this is disrespectful in so many ways...

    It soley implys that your mother didnt have time to cook for you... as if she couldnt give a jack shit about feeding you the best and making sure you grow up with good nutrition, so instead she buys you a shit apple pie...

    This shit seriously made me flip and question my mother..... And what about the people who dont have a mother... what about the people whos mother has died...

    Obviously theyd think to themselves " Yeah, McDonald's is right, my mom could never have time to make me an apple pie... my mom isnt even here"

    Which is why I think McDonald's integrates this message to raise depression in peoples hearts because whats the first thing fat people do when they are extremely depressed?? 8 out of 10 times they seek food as a type of comfort to help distract their minds from the depression they go through (the other 2 out of 10 are the people who are depressed and do some type of aggressive sport to help release any bottled up emotions, which is what all fat people should do.... it would actually help them loose weight). So with McDonald's actually taking this into perspective... they give you this depressing message... just so you can buy another apple pie leaving you thinking that thats the only thing that will cure your depression.

    This is indeed quite the bullshit... which is why I say...

    MCDONALDS

    FACK TO YOU!!!!
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    Or it's just something their shit advertising department whipped up so people get the hidden meaning behind it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin View Post
    Or it's just something their shit advertising department whipped up so people get the hidden meaning behind it.
    exactly... McDonald's dosent whip up anything... they have corporate offices who daily work on ways on how they can reel in customers... even if its hitting their inner soft jelly cores
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    I like MacDonalds.
    I don't know what they feed you in the US, but in Australia they make everything nicely.
    But in the US they make stuff bigger and cheaper.

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    well trust McDonalds to write that type of shit

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    To be honest, McDonalds isn't bad- even though I've maybe eaten it thrice, I think it's the people eating it often who are worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boss View Post
    I like MacDonalds.
    I don't know what they feed you in the US, but in Australia they make everything nicely.
    But in the US they make stuff bigger and cheaper.
    YA... EVERYTHING IS GROWN WITH BIOCHEMICALLY ENGINERED PLANTS AND NEARLY ALL MEAT IS GROWN WITH ARTIFICIAL HORMONES

    its a mess over here in the US... i try my best to stay away from that stuff... i heard that it lowers your sperm count and causes major birth defect for any children id want to have....

    so i try to stay away as best as i can
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    We don't get that shit on the boxes here.
    Free Tristan <3

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    Trollol, funny stuff.

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    You seem mad.

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    This doesnt offend me in any way.
    No longer fear the razor guarding my heel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Boss View Post
    I like MacDonalds.
    I don't know what they feed you in the US, but in Australia they make everything nicely.
    But in the US they make stuff bigger and cheaper.
    The burgers are shit, but the McChicken, OH THE MCCHICKEN I CANNOT GET ENOUGH

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    One of the reason most Americans are fat.

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    I'm pretty sure that was a sspecial message for you

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    McDonalds apple pie was my first apple pie ever. In Korea too. It was very good and regular apple pie is very different from the apple pie at McDonalds.

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