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    Disorientation

    So earlier today, I had passed out, and was sleeping soundly. And my mom walks in and wakes me up.

    She explains how there is a guy outside that she didn't know and that I should go talk to him seeing as how me and her were the only ones home at the time.

    So I put on a jacket, and head outside, clearing the sleep out of my eyes, and everything. And I walk to the end of the drive way where the mans truck is parked.

    The guy begins to talk and telling me how grown up I am and how he hasn't seen me since I was this tall. Then he asked me where my dad was.

    I look at the man seriously for a second and go:

    "My dad doesn't work on Saturday."

    After getting his name and a number the guy leaves and I come back inside.
    I tell my mom what happened and she looks at me stupidly and goes:

    "Today's Monday."

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    What did he want with your dad??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed☠☣ View Post
    What did he want with your dad??
    Just to talk I guess. It was some guy my dad use to work with and he hadn't seen him in eight years or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxin View Post


    Just to talk I guess. It was some guy my dad use to work with and he hadn't seen him in eight years or something.
    Wow sad did you see him again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed☠☣ View Post
    Wow sad did you see him again?
    Nah I didn't he'll probably stop by some day later in the week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liz View Post
    what DO they see on you Vinny
    Guess they got you too.



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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post
    Dave's calling you a dumb bitch because it was him.
    Dave knows where I live. Do not want.

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    Well, do you know him?
    Err I supposedly have seen him before, but I don't remember him.

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    Them neurons are dying It's not the looks, its not the intelligence obviously, what DO they see on you Vinny
    @Liz, the world may never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxin View Post


    Dave knows where I live. Do not want.



    Err I supposedly have seen him before, but I don't remember him.



    @Liz, the world may never know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazk's Alt View Post


    They see your forum powers
    Cause I would totally tell a girl that I come on this shit....err I mean site.

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