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    I'm a crimminal.

    Within the past 24 hours ihave had 6 ativan, 2 pints, sniffed about 5mg of ativan and had about 3 more regularly. I'm fucked up. So I went out and did this.

    For some reason I took my brothers toy gun and went out and tried to tob this man in his 50-60. I pointed the gun at his ribcage and grabbeds him saying give me your money, after 2 seconds he said " u can search but I don't have anyting', I seen he had a chain and I'm like "give me your chains"he pushed me away and was waving at cars so I split.


    Walked down to my old house which is about 20min walk. When I got there I realize on a townhose complex there was a garrage and that a car just came out, I slipped in there and were looking for open doord on cars, found 1 and in it was crap and I found a bunch of chargers. 5 min later I was lookig and looking but nobody elses cars were open. Then I seen.a hat in a car that I wanted, when I was about to smash the window to get shit. Some indian goes up to the car I fucked up on the inside and I booked it out of there.

    5 mins later outside I see several cars parked near a townhouse. I go up and try to open each one but only the laat opened. Person musta been a sports freak because there we're about 3 sticks sitting on the grouns. After done snooping around I look in the back seat and see 2 baseballs and took them. I popped the truck and nigga had a bag filled with bats and golves. I took. 1 bat and the car stereo and come home.

    Here's everything + some few random pieces of crap I picked up from their cars.
    *took $4.50 from their ashtreys

    Pretty fun shut.

    All of this was typed from my blackberry
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    wow. wtf. lol.

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    I steal shit for cars all the time. Made over $300 worth of shit.
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    Pfft retard if you're gunna steal you steal real shit, not a buncha stupid sports crap, this just proves you're retarded.

    Now if you steal a total of $350 in cash and two electronic devices worth about $725 total, then nigga you're a real criminal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rvn View Post
    Pfft retard if you're gunna steal you steal real shit, not a buncha stupid sports crap, this just proves you're retarded.

    Now if you steal a total of $350 in cash and two electronic devices worth about $725 total, then nigga you're a real criminal.
    oh well my bad, it seems me hitting unlocked cars isn't good enough. Next time i'll hold somebody else up at gunpoint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas View Post


    oh well my bad, it seems me hitting unlocked cars isn't good enough. Next time i'll hold somebody else up at gunpoint.
    At Cap Gun point.

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    Yea fake guns aren't impressive.

    (I am not provoking anyone to commit a crime, just stating he's an idiot)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rvn View Post
    Yea fake guns aren't impressive.

    (I am not provoking anyone to commit a crime, just stating he's an idiot)
    OP is an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rvn View Post
    Yea fake guns aren't impressive.

    (I am not provoking anyone to commit a crime, just stating he's an idiot)
    I clearly stated that it was a toy gun, the guy pushed me off and starting running to a store thats like a block away. so why would you conduct yourself in this manner?

    in what way shape or form am I saying fake guns are impressive?
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    did I say it was cool? was there any form of that word stated in my original post?


    I bet most of you don't even know the feeling of being on a tons of a high dosage tranquillizer and drunk. nevertheless even have the feeling of ever been drunk.

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